After being awarded sole custody of two of his four kids, Daddy Douche pockets $20K a month for sperminating Britney Spears twice.

The former "rapper" appeared at Ryan Sheckler's X Games Celebrity Skins Classic, outside of L.A. on Tuesday. When Daddy Dude was asked about his career and working, he didn't have much to say.

"I've worked here and there a little bit. Definitely staying at home with the family. I'm not revealing any work strategy right now."

That's because he don't got shit to reveal. Cashing dem checks is the strategy.

Life is good for K-Fed.

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