July 2008 News Archive (Page 12)

I HATE this idea so much because it's so unoriginal, lame, dated and greedy. Sex and the City the movie does well, let's make a Friends movie too?!!!!! Suck my armpit, NBC!

Cast members Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow and David Schwimmer will reprise their roles for a big-screen adaptation 'within the next 18 months', according to insiders.

The actors have been inspired by the recent success of Sex And The City, which recently hit cinemas worldwide.

Talk of a reunion for the loveable gang from New York's Central Perk has been bandied around Hollywood ever since the show aired its final season in 2004.

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Alright, goes like this: I didn't watch the finale cause I was out having a good time, but I did read about what happened. Tila picked Kristy, Kristy said 'I want penis, not pussy, sorry.' Nah she said,

"If I take this key I'm not being true."

Then Tila said,

"Why would you do that now? Why would you put me through all this process?"

- because she's following the script, bitch!

Tila then retaliated with her myspace and keyboard by posting this poem/rant/threats/motivational entry. Enjoy:

BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS!

Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt.
Can't wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy.....fuck you. My ass.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can't deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.

Smile on my face, the loving embrace....but instead I'll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming....I let you touch me....now that it's over bitch....You better start running.
Pent up inside....telling these lies....this has gone too far.....the world will soon die.

Only 1 more day. To feel this way. Tomorrow I smile....brings another day!

Back to myself. Nobody else. Fuck all this bullshit. I'm back to myself. Yes. Thank the fuck God.

Tila

more on the finale

Kanye is always giving props to Louis in his songs. This partnership is well deserved. Congrats! :)

Louis Vuitton is apparently looking to beef up its presence in the glow-in-the-dark menswear market.

Sitting front and center at the French fashion house's spring 2009 show in Paris last week, Kanye West told Women's Wear Daily that he has signed on to collaborate on a line of men's footwear for the LVMH-owned luxury brand.

The clothes-conscious rapper also said that he's working on a non-Louis-related signature line of womenswear that's set to debut this fall.

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Damn, she's got hawt legs!! I'm like, uh, huh? Well, I guess it makes sense that Amy's legs would look hot now cause as you can see, she's clearly put on some pounds. What a damn mess she is, though, but hawt legs and amazing voice. Dumb trainwreck.

Wino has also checked out of the clinic she was staying at for 10 days.

I sit here as, like, the sole gossip blogger on the planet supporting this bitch, and now she leaks ANOTHER shitty song?!!! This mess is called, "One More Drink." Bitch you are treading the line. Heidi is on thin ice now and once I turn on her whorse ass it won't be pretty.

Why can't her attention whore ass just work on releasing a COMPLETE album already, and in the meantime, stop leaking this shameless trash?

I wouldn't even attempt to describe "One More Drink" because it's beyond description. Her voice sounds muffled, the track lacks all rhythm and structure. I mean, I heart Heidi but I rather fry my own shit, make a burger with it and eat it than listen to this song ever again at any point in my life. Ever. I have to hand it to my gurl, though, she manages to make each song so much worse than the previous one.

It's all intentional, but I'm wondering if being a laughing stock is her strategy for remaining famous. Poor thing doesn't know that her fame expiration date draws nearer with each stunt she pulls like this.

Wanna make your ears bleed? Click here to listen to "One More Drink."

Shannen Doherty, the bad girl of '90s Hollywood, is in talks to reprise her role as good girl Brenda Walsh in the Beverly Hills, 90210 spinoff, EW reports.

Doherty, who was reputedly difficult on set and frequently clashed with her costars, was fired from the original show in 1994.

Currently, the main things standing in the way of the return of Brenda Walsh would be her demand for more money and to be clued in on the plotlines of The CW's new version of the primetime teen soap.

"She wants to know what the story is going to be first," EW quotes a source as saying.

Do you have any idea of how much I love Shannon Doherty?! I used to read every magazine article with her in it. I always thought she was ferosh. I love her look; it's kind of exotic and she just has a natural, undeniable sexiness. It's those damn prominent cheekbones!

Anyway, I love that Shannon was a bitch both on and off the 90210 set. She remained true to self, and in the land of fakery, she deserves mad respect for consistently causing drama. That's talent! She was always beefing, getting crazy drunk and she hates Paris Hilton. Luv her!

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I care much more about Starbucks closing 600 shops than I do about Kate Hudson dating Lance Armstrong. Well, I also care more about the poop I took last week than these two jerks.

I'm not into either of 'em and I totally want Lance to knock her up and dump her, because I think she's that much of a whore and a bitch. I'm totally gonna get dumped after I get preggers for saying that, but I feel that strongly about this skank, which, of course, has nothing to do with me being a bitter, angry bitch who needs to get laid. My feelings just happen to be what some label a "coincidence."

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong step out to a beachside lunch �" and they have company! The happy couple dined with Hudson's mom, Goldie Hawn, Tuesday at Santa Monica eatery Ivy at the Shore, and the group "looked like they were having a great time."

Flaunting your relationship at The Ivy?! I hate these tools. That reminds me, I haven't been to the Ivy in so long. I must see Xtina Aguilera in clown face up close. My 5'4 ass should be out there front and center, knockin' the paps down with my purse and getting pics for you guys. Heh.

I'm guessing you read about this yesterday. I don't have much to say, I just want the hot twins to get here already.

Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in the South of France in anticipation of giving birth to twins, the Associated Press reports.

"There's no urgency," hospital representative Nadine Bauer tells the AP. "[Jolie's admittance has] been planned for a long time."

Bauer added, "She's very well. Everything is fine."

Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting their fifth and sixth children. The clan currently consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2.

In May, Jolie, 33, said on the Today show, "Unlike most women, I love being pregnant. [It makes] you feel more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."

It'll be interesting finding out what Brangelina will actually be paid for baby pics. Remember that rumor about a $15 million offer?!

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Considering how delusional Jen is, I completely believe this rumor.

Jen, who turns 40 on her next birthday, knows that now is her chance to have that long-wished for baby, and she wants to have it with John!

"It wouldn't be much of a surprise at all if they moved in together by the year's end," a friend of Jen's tells OK!. "And if they do, you can bet that there will be serious discussions about having children."

Has anyone placed Vegas bets on how long Johnifer will last because I just hear the clock ticking away. Good luck, Jenny!

These two are indescribably adorable!!