July 2008 News Archive (Page 13)

Donald Trump on Anne Hathaway dumping her ex-boyfriend and con artist, Ravioli:

"She hasn't remained very loyal to him, has she? So when he had plenty of money, she liked him, but then after that, not as good, right?"

I hate to say I kind of agree with Trump, even though in his case it's the a-hole calling the butt hole b-hole. Yeah. You're not supposed to get that "joke" either, cause I don't get it and I typed it!

Who knows what was going on with Anne's relationship, but Ravioli spent money on her ass, trying to impress her. I hope she's had some contact with him at least once after his arrest. It would be just so harsh to never talk to him again when he's currently locked up with a $21 million bail. He wasted so much time and energy being a fraud when his ho was rich! He should have just gone the Daddy Dude route and spent Anne's money.

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That's not my headline, but it's perfect. I couldn't not post this adorable picture cause that would make me a cold-hearted bitch, and I prefer to only be a cold-hearted heffa on the weekends.

How cute is this picture?! Don't you wanna just move in next to Gwen's family so you could go over just to hang out sometimes and observe all their love and cutenes?. Can't wait for her to pop out second one. :)

Expectant mom Gwen Stefani stops to rest â€" and gets a hand from an adorable helper, 2-year-old son Kingston â€" while out Monday in a park in London, where the singer has been enjoying plenty of family time.

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Liz Rosenberg said,

"Madonna's husband Guy arrived in New York last night to be with his wife and family (not in a last ditch attempt to save his marriage which does not need saving). There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce."

YAWN!!!!! They need to get divorced because I've been hearing about this rumor every single day for the past week. This is like spending $80 at the bar on alcohol and not even getting buzzed. Yes, it's happened to me many times before, like $60. What's my payoff for putting in all that effort to read this dumb ass rumor on every entertainment site? Geezus.

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One of Hollywood silicone slut, ho bag, skanky, addicted to marriage bitches has dissed my Jessica Simpson!

Peta supporter, Pam Anderson, had a radio interview in Australia where she was asked what she thinks of Jessica Simpson. Pam said,

"I think she is a bitch and whore."

Um, that sounds like a misguided self-description. Pammy then explained that she said that because of the "Real girls eat meat" shirt Jess had on. Pam then added,

"Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men."

Once again, the skank was describing herself. Pam the man eater would likely be confused about what meat Jess was referring to since she has permanent damage from all the meat shoved up her orifices, if she's at the right angle and does a couple of thrusts, that's all she needs to get herself off.

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Isn't this sweet? What a thoughtful way to honor the late actor. I don't know about you, but I still miss Heath. May he rest in peace, and smile from ear to ear when he learns of Australia's touching tribute.

Perth, Australia, is getting a new landmark: a $87 million, 575-seat auditorium named for a native son, the Heath Ledger Theatre.

"Heath Ledger was totally dedicated to the craft of being an actor and that's what made him successful," Carpenter said. "I think what we're doing is continuing that support for young people who want to make a career in the arts and acting, stage and in film, whatever it happens to be."

Also in attendance: Heath's father, Kim Ledger, who considered the honor to his son a pleasant surprise.

"He was such a giver to the arts right across the board. I really feel that there's not a lot of things he'd put his name to, but he'd put his name to that," said the elder Ledger.

Kim Ledger also said that the praise being heaped upon Heath's performance is making his family's private grieving all the more difficult.

"It's been a little bit hard, but we've always been extremely proud of his work and that hasn't changed."

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Hey all,

I know Snarky had to wrap up early yesterday and I thought I'd be swamped with stories to cover, but I'm not. However, it's difficult figuring out what the first post today should be, so I'm just gonna go with new Britney crotch shot and hairy butt crack pictures, because I'm giving ... and yes, she's wearing her knickers. Brit Brit went out to dinner Sunday night, and now you may lose your breakfast or lunch if you click on this scariness. You've been warned.