July 2008 News Archive (Page 2)

"Chris is so hot. I had a crush on him for a couple of years and, well, I still do. Rihanna came to the video shoot. I didn't know they were dating - they were doing the ‘just good friends' thing in the media - and I thought ‘Oooh, maybe I have a chance'. But it's not to be. They are a sweet couple. I wish them all the best."

Um, Jordin, er... gurl, your relationship with Chris Brown wouldn't have lasted more than three weeks. You've repeatedly said you wanna remain a virgin until you're married. That cuts your dating pool down from a few million men to about 6. Remember that, honey. It wasn't gonna work. And yep, Chris and Rihanna look great together.

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Lauren recently broke down in tears at her Hollywood Hills home, wallowing in the misery that she feels her life has become.

"She's an emotional train wreck."

"She usually doesn't lose it like that. But her life has spiraled out of control, and once she opened the floodgates, it was all over. She just crumpled, putting her head in her hands and sobbing."

It seems she has a lot to cry about. She's being slammed in reports for throwing a diva fit at a charity event, her clothing line has been dropped by Kitson, she's feuding with her pals and her love life is practically nonexistent!

Read all about Lauren's troubles â€" including how her her "snotty attitude" has affected her love life â€" in the new issue of Star.

Isn't it funny how a lil tears represents that you're life has "spiraled out of control"? I'm a crier, so crying sounds very normal to me. But LC has never seemed like she's cut out for the biz. She's a shy, insecure ho with issues. You should be much more confident with yourself and much more outgoing if you wanna be in the spotlight. At least that's what me thinks.

Oh, and, bitch, next time you start bawling, make sure the MTV cameras are rolling, you selfish skank.

"Benji never seems to have cash on him to pay for things and tip people, which means Paris always carries cash around," says an insider. "She feels like it's easier to throw down a hundred-dollar bill than wait for Benji to fish around for a credit card, which he probably left at home."

Benji claims he's just forgetful, but Paris, adds the source, "is starting to feel like he's cheap."

Benji's just trying to save up for all the Valtrex prescriptions he's been having to fill since he started dating Paris. I'm sure his dose is like 3x the average prescription, and that's not even including all the other pills he's poppin' for other rare strain diseases given to him by Parisite. Seems fair to me.

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Jamie Lynn Spears will reportedly get married by the end of this year and she's keepin' it country, y'all. There don't be nuttin' high end, exotic or luxurious planned for the young uns' nuptials.

"She loves everything about the area where she lives. She's not going to get married at some luxury resort in the Caribbean or a hotel in Beverly Hills," a friend of the bride-to-be tells OK!. "Her own backyard with just the people who matter most is more Jamie Lynn's style."

Jamie is also already down to her pre-pregnancy body, which is perfect for dress shopping.

Brit Brit will be Jamie's made of honor, her boyfriend Casey's sister Ashlee will be one of her bridesmaids and Jamie's daughter, Maddie, may be in a basket decorated with flowers and carried into the ceremony by the bride and groom's mothers. AWWWWWWWW!

I'm wishing Jamie, Casey and Maddie all the best.

Women

Ivanka Trump
Michelle Obama, wife of presidential candidate Barack Obama
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
Kate Middleton, Prince William's girlfriend
Sarah Jessica Parker
Fran Lebowitz, American author
Iris Apfel
Tilda Swinton, actress
Evelyn Lauder, cosmetics executive, photographer

Men

Daniel Craig, actor
Matt Lauer, NBC Today show anchor
David Beckham, soccer god
Kanye West, hip-hop mogul
Morley Safer, 60 Minutes correspondent
Lapo Elkann, New York-born Italian industrialist, former marketing manager, and heir to the automaker Fiat
Bryan Lourd, Creative Artists Agency partner
Luis and Rafael Medina, sons of Spanish aristocrat
Count Manfredi Della Gherardesca

Couplings

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Kelly Lynch, actor, and Mitch Glazer, screenwriter and producer

Fashion Professionals

Alexandra Kotur, style director of Vogue magazine
Fiona Kotur Marin, handbag designer
Karl Lagerfeld
Christy Turlington Burns, model
Carine Roitfeld, editor in chief at French Vogue
Katherine Ross, senior vice president of communications for LVMH North America
Stacey Bendet, designer and owner of Alice & Olivia

Vanity Fair

After being awarded sole custody of two of his four kids, Daddy Douche pockets $20K a month for sperminating Britney Spears twice.

The former "rapper" appeared at Ryan Sheckler's X Games Celebrity Skins Classic, outside of L.A. on Tuesday. When Daddy Dude was asked about his career and working, he didn't have much to say.

"I've worked here and there a little bit. Definitely staying at home with the family. I'm not revealing any work strategy right now."

That's because he don't got shit to reveal. Cashing dem checks is the strategy.

Life is good for K-Fed.

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Too bad he was piss drunk.

Police have determined that the actor was not at fault in Sunday's car crash that sent him and two others to the hospital.

Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives determined that the other driver ran a red light. Shia was turning left when his truck collided with the other car and flipped over.

"He was not at fault," Whitmore said of the Transformers actor.

Authorities are now fingering the driver of the other car, who identity has not been released. That driver was cited at the scene for the moving offense that caused the accident.

However, Shia's not off the hook. His blood alcohol level still stands. He was booked on a misdemeanor charge Sunday morning and has yet to be arraigned.

You know what this means, if Shia is booked for prison, he will serve all of 20 minutes. It would be very interesting to see if he is sentenced to serve jail time.

All the recent celebs who've been booked on DUIs - Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton, Khloe Kardashian, suspended license, Paris Hilton - all of those skanks are females. They got off easy. I wonder how early a young male celeb would be released? I know some older male celeb has beens have had DUIs but I can't remember what would happen to those fools. Interesting...

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But I thought he's not married? Heh.

Jay-Z donned never-before-seen bling in NYC Wednesday: his wedding ring to Beyonce!

The rapper, 38, was spotted wearing the jewelry while leaving his Tribeca apartment, where they wed April 4.

Beyonce, 26, and Jay-Z tied the knot over three months ago in a "very special, very private, very intimate" rooftop ceremony, according to a source close to the pair.

Famous guests included Destiny's Child singers Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams as well as Gwyneth Paltrow and hubby Chris Martin.

Hells yeah! I hated this couple. They're both assholes and whores and they never stood a chance.

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong called it quits this weekend after a three-month romance that went public when they were spotted in Austin, Texas in mid-May, Usmagazine.com exclusively reports.

"There was no drama or ugliness �" They just decided to end things," a source close to the couple tells Us. "There is no hatred, just sadness."

The pair quickly became inseparable with sightings of them in Austin, New York and Los Angeles �" though both dodged questions about their relationship.

In the short time they were together, the 29-year-old actress was seen with the 36-year-old cyclist at many of his races and events, including his three-day Lance Armstrong Livestrong Summit in Columbus, Ohio this past weekend.

It was at the conference that Hudson and Armstrong decided to go their separate ways. Each had introduced the other to family.