Mommy who gave up custody to Daddy Dude is lookin' good! Britney really knows how to get a nice, bronze tan, doesn't she? And her bikini top is so cute.
If I was debating whether or not Britney looks good to some fat chicks they would bark that she's smokin' hot and looks "healthy," but I'm thinkin' she should try to work on dem thunder thighs. We all know she didn't have that ish goin' on back in her glory days.
Just like a desperate groupie, Jenny Maniston is reportedly following her new cock all around the states. Jen has been spotted watching John Player shows in Michigan, Wisconsin and St. Louis, and that's just in the month of July alone! She's a full-time cock blocker and cock sucker. Now that's stressful!
John had a concert in Irvine, CA, last night in Orange County where, once again, Maniston was there.
I'm so fascinated by these two. How are they still together? I think things will change not too long after John's tour ends.
Rebecca Romijn-O'Connell and her husband, Jerry O'Connell, are expecting twins, their rep confirms to PEOPLE.
The babies are due this winter.
The parents-to-be were married July 15, 2007, in an intimate ceremony in Los Angeles. Ugly Betty's Romijn, 35, recently told Self magazine she hoped to be "lucky enough" to have kids.
Just a week ago Jerry said him and Rebecca are trying to get pregnant and practicing has been "a lot of fun."
They make a great couple. Congrats!
Around 3 a.m. Sunday morning, Shia LaBeouf was involved in a drunk driving car accident. He's currently recovering from "extensive hand surgery."
Shia's rep released the following statement yesterday.
"Attorneys for Mr. LaBeouf confirm that an automobile accident involving an additional party occurred early morning in Los Angeles on July 27, 2008. Shia is currently recovering from extensive hand surgery with plans to return to work on the set of Transformers 2 within one month. No further comment will be issued at this time."
The Transformers star was treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for his head, left hand and knee injuries.
For all the deets on Shia's crash visit tmz.
Shia and all parties involved are pretty damn lucky. I hope he'll learn his lesson. He would have to face felony DUI charges if anyone was seriously injured. No one had major injuries. He escaped felony charges, he didn't have to take a breathalyzer test at the scene, everyone's alive and his masturbating hand is still in tact.
I don't think we'll be hearing any more drunken ass bastard stories about Shia, not after this.
There is no doubt that Heather Mills is one of the most hated people in the world - especially when politicians aren't involved.
After her highly publicized, messy divorce to Paul McCartney her image has only gotten worse. Blame that on no one but Mills herself. She has apparently gotten so bad, that even her publicist of four years has decided to dump her demanding ass.
Michele Elyzabeth released the following statement to the press:
"After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person.
Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me 'stupid.' I reminded her that she was not 'God' and she answered, 'I will never ever talk to you again.'
I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts.
On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her."
And to think that dumb twat was awarded $50 million dollars. That bitch will continue to make everyone and anyone's life a living hell until she dies an old, lonely, bitter, old woman.
They got her wig right, and her attempt at that ‘fierce' face, but damn, her left boob is looking a little mangled!
Speaking of her ‘fierce' look, it's kinda like Zoolander's ‘Blue Steel', doncha think?
I'm not one to rank on Tyra for her weight, but girlfriend hasn't been that thin in years!
Surprise, surprise...not really.
The Bachelor's Matt Grant, 27, and fiancée Shayne Lamas, 22, are over - just like her dad's career.
Heh.
I knew it would never last. I think Matt is a total player and after he hit on a chick who worked for TMZ at a bar a few months back I think it was obvious his and Shayne's relationship was going nowhere.
He probably had sex with Shayne and then became disinterested..you know how that goes!
Anyhow, the couple released a joint statement to People magazine,
"We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions. We truly care about each other and will remain close friends."
Neither would elaborate.
Bye-bye, Monkey!
[Photographer: Michael Biondo]
Daisy Fuentes has always been gorgeous, and she is only getting better with age.
I mean c'mon, how many 41 year-old women do you know who look this fab? There aren't many out there!
Daisy adorns the cover of August's Fitness magazine. Compare to a cover she did for the publication back in 1993.. Girlfriend has still got it!
I can tell this isn't going to be over anytime soon..
After Nas went off on the Fox Network and Bill O'Reilly yesterday for their "racist propaganda", O'Reilly is biting back.
His basic point is, how can you call me a racist when you peddle music that slings the "N" word around and promotes violence to your target audience of children and young adults?
He goes on to say that Nas only did it for the attention because his new album is a bomb.
Take a listen.
I dunno, but I think O'Reilly is a pig. :)
Sad but true story.
Britney Spears' mother, Lynne, killed a 12-year-old child in an accident when she was just 20-years-old.
Anthony Winters was killed after Lynne rounded a corner in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana striking the boy who was riding a bike with friends in the street. There was oncoming traffic and Lynne could not stop her car in time. She had been on her way to the hospital, taking her brother there for an injury.
Spears' publicist, Louise Taylor, confirmed the National Enquirer article saying that Lynne is understandably still haunted by the incident and has tried to keep the tragedy out of the papers.
She added, "The boy died at the hospital as a result of his injuries. Lynne, to this day, is grieved by the Winters' loss of their son."
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