Although Helen Miren is pushing 63, she proves that you don't have to be a spring chicken to look fabulous in a bikini!
Miren is vacationing in Puglia, on the southern tip of Italy, with her husband.
Eat your hearts out Hollywood ladies, this is the kind of body that can't be bought!
After two failed seasons of finding 'true love' and sorting through a mess of crazy bitches, Bret Michaels and VH1 are ready for yet another season of Rock of Love.
Over at VH1's blog they are announcing that Bret and Ambre are over, as if they were actually ever a serious couple to begin with!
The new show will be called Rock of Love Bus and will air in early 2009. The new batch of reality show groupies will go on the road and across the country for a month with Bret in his tour bus.
Jeff Olde, VH1's Executive Vice President said, "Seasons one and two of Rock of Love shattered ratings records and VH1 is so happy to have Bret back for another outrageous season. This time we'll reveal Bret in his most comfortable setting- the infamous rock star tour bus."
From VH1:
This time as the bus pulls into each new city, the girls will engage in challenges specifically revolving around Bret's life on the road. Whether it's greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies �" these girls will be put to the test. This season, as the Rock of Love Bus heads into America's heartland, the show will be taking the viewer to a whole new level with crazy, fun, over-the-top challenges- imagine Truck Stop Olympics or a dance contest on top of the St. Louis Arch or even a BBQ cook-off beneath the World's Largest Thermometer. And also, back by popular demand...Mud Bowl 3. Americana at it's finest!
Or same old shit if you ask me! But yes, I eat it up for dinner. Yes, I do.
Lauren Conrad attended the Humane Society and Animal Fair magazine's dog-fashion show last night and was supposed to walk the runway with a pooch for charity - instead she left the organizers high and dry refusing to follow through with her obligations.
The event included celebrities and socialites who wore coordinating outfits with either their own dog or a rescue dog, and would stroll the catwalk together. The idea was that after the show the outfits would be auctioned off on eBay to raise money for the animal charities.
Lauren was flown out first-class by the Humane Society and Animal Fair to close the show with a 'big name'. However, once she got there she was difficult and didn't want to be bothered with it.
She had no idea what kind of dog she was holding and didn't seem to care. When a reporter asked her, "What kind of dog is it?" she looked at her publicist hoping she would know. A moment later Conrad carelessly , yet accidentally, slammed the rescue dog into the lens of a video camera. Hard. But we hear the dog is fine.
Law and Order's Richard Belzer, Real Housewives of New York's Ramona Singer, and Hairspray's Nikki Blonksy all did their part to help raise money for the rescued animals, but not little Miss Conrad.
At the end of the show, when Lauren was due to come out and strut her stuff Robert Verdi announced that she was backstage, but would not take her walk. He let the crowd know in a roundabout sort of way what was going on.
"She's on The Hills. And she's not coming out. You don't want to believe the shit that happens with these girls. Anyway, that was it! Thanks for your support!"
The grumbling crowd wasn't too pleased as they paid $100 to $5,000 for tickets to the event.
Conrad left the show the split second it ended, refusing to answer questions on the way. A PR member of the event whispered to a reporter for NY Mag, "She's got a bit of an attitude."
Wendy Diamond, the editor-in-chief of Animal Fair magazine, arranged for Conrad to be a part of the event and was extremely disgusted by Lauren and her publicist's behavior.
"Her publicist didn't tell her it was a fashion show. That's what she said. I just think it's really rude. We spent probably $10,000 in bringing her here. If you're going to fly here first-class and get a suite at a hotel for you and your assistant, then that's what you deal with. There's no cats here, so we didn't need any catfights."
But she didn't miss the opportunity to take a couple final swipes at Lauren,
"I personally don't care about Lauren Conrad nor The Hills show â" never watched it. I'm disappointed for the animals."
Andy Dick, 42, was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, CA on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery.
Dick was busted at about 2:00AM in a parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings.
He allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old's shirt and then groped her breasts. Ew.
He is being held at the Southwest Detention Center with his bail set at $5,000.
This guy is out of control and has been for a long damn time. It's no secret that he is one of the biggest and most blatant coke freaks in Hollywood. This loser junkie is going to "blow" all of his money right up his fat f*cking nose. I don't see him hitting rehab anytime soon. He's an asshole druggie who's pretty far gone and has no intentions of changing. Lock that ugly bitch up!
Jessica Alba is following in the footsteps of every other stinking celebrity mother lately - she's pimped her kid out to the tabloids.
Alba, who always complains of the attention she gets, and who will most likely bitch about her kid being exploited in the near future, chose to have her newborn baby splashed across the pages of OK! magazine in its most recent issue..
I've never really understood this whole "I'll sell out my baby to the highest bidder," BS. Celebrities holler and moan about their children's privacy, but then do stuff like this. I'm just sayin'...
Honor Marie Warren was born on June 7th. Alba says she had a very peaceful birth, with no screaming during labor, instead she did "yoga breathing". As for her baby daughter Alba says she is fascinated by her.
"It hasn't totally sunk in. She dreams, she smiles, and coos and does all these things, but she hasn't seen enough of the world yet to understand any of that stuff. So I still feel like she's connected to the other world, or something. There's no other way to explain it. It's a miracle."
Check out the rest of the spread (6 pages) and read the interview at UrbanScanz.
Their baby, Karma, is just adorable!
Hogan Knows Breast - Brooke Strips For Daddy
At Brooke Hogan's premiere party for her new lame reality series she decided she would strip down and do a burlesque show - because you know, that's how you get yourself ahead in this world.
Nevermind that daddy was going to be there!
Brooke looked like a rump roast busting out of it's strings in her 2-sizes-too-small corset and tiny little sequined panties.
What exactly is Brooke trying to prove? She is so clueless that she doesn't understand what a trashy stripper she looks like.
Bitch could definitely make more money stripping in Vegas than she could singing. People would pay good coin just to take a look at that mangina!
Poor Uma Thurman was photographed recently while vacationing in Corsica, wearing a bikini and slouching, while displaying her pronounced belly.
Although not known to be pregnant, the actress appeared to be, as she enjoyed a vacation with her new fiancé Arpad 'Arki' Busson this week.
It seems it was just a bad shot, other photos from that day don't show such a bulging belly.
But damn, what a bad pic it is!
"Maybe we'll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage. How hilarious would that be? Although I don't think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!"
- Katy Perry says Miley Cyrus would be the girl she would kiss, if she kissed a girl.
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