Archive for July, 2008
Kathy reveals all in the new issue of Fitness magazine.
“I’ve been off the junk, as I call it, for five years. I’ve had face lift, eye job and all that stuff five years ago.
“What I found, though, was that it didn’t help me one bit,” Griffin says. “It didn’t get me happier or didn’t make me look particularly younger.”
“I really thought ageism is so prevalent in Hollywood, especially in standup — it’s such a male dominated zone,” she says. “I thought, ‘Dammit, I got to do everything I can to look my best.’”
“For example, if you work in an office, you’re probably going to do the same job if you’re 10 pounds heavier or lighter,” Griffin goes on. “I’m not talking about anorexia or obesity — those are obviously two different animals.
“But I spent 20 years of my life obsessing about 10, 15 pounds, and what I found as a comedian … is that nobody expected me to come out in a bikini anyway,” she says. “I’ve never lost a job because of my weight, and I’ve certainly never gotten a job because of my cosmetic surgery or my weight.”
She says she has come to accept her body over the years.
“I’ll say to my younger friends, ‘C’mon, I have a hot body, right?’ I mean, not a hot body Hollywood-style… but it’s hot for 47.
“So that’s my new thing — I like my body now,” Griffin adds. “For 47, it’s pretty darn good.
Kathy has decided to save the face. Smart move! She’s already on the cartoonish looking side. Everytime I see her, especially when she raises her eyebrows, I’m thinking OUCH! Doesn’t she look like she’s in pain and her skin is just too tight?
But her body is completely amazing for being 47. Great boobs, nice abs, thin arms and legs. Kathy’s hot; plus, when you’re funny, you don’t have to be that attractive - you get, like, 10 bonus points for being able to make people laugh.
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Life isn’t going so well for Matt Grant. First, he competed on “The Bachelor,” a series that’ll give ya fame, but you should really try to hold onto your “fiancee” for as long as possible when the cameras stop rolling, that way you won’t look like such a douche. Matt failed there. But before that, he picked a chubby 22-year-old bimbo, Shayne Lamas, to be his future wife.
Matt proposed on camera with a $65,000, 8.5 carat diamond ring. Shayne wants to keep it. Matt wants her to give it to charity. The battle of the attention whore reality tv has beens begins!
Bachelor Matt Grant is definitely not okay with Shayne Lamas keeping their engagement ring.
“It wasn’t a ‘gift’ so much. It’s not a television or a handbag. It’s a symbol of marriage that didn’t happen.”
Being the immature airhead that she is, Shayne has made light of the situation, saying she’s gonna keep the ring “safe and clean and in a glass box — like a glass slipper.” She also added that Matt is fine with it and, “He wants to come over and look at it.” - Now that’s a bitch!
Matt says he “never” said she could keep it and she sometimes thinks he’ll go along with things she says.
“Let’s have something good come out of this,” he explains. “Why hold onto it? What’s the point?”
Grant’s new proposal: Auction off the ring and have each donate their half of the proceeds to a favorite charity. “But at the end of the day, it was mine to give to her,” he argues. “And thus I’m like, ‘C’mon!’ I’m sure Shayne will agree it’s best going to charity.”
Matt should not be commenting on what Shayne should do with the ring. He even admitted that the show’s sponsors paid for it; it’s not his decision to make. He needs to shut it. And Shayne should use some of that money to fix her face, tits and get a brain transplant; but you know she’s just gonna buy a few more suitcases worth of shoes.
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Definitely the cutest newborn celebrity baby - CS
Madonna’s the victim of a shocking attack - CK
Watch the Judge Judy earthquake video - BB
Cockblocked by Scientology - AB
“the best political activist speech I’ve ever heard! The kind where you can’t hear or understand anything the speakers speaking.” - RR
The debut of K-Fed’s man boobs - WIMB
“Finally something between Britney’s legs that won’t take your money y’all!” - GB
Female babysitter statuatory rape’s 14 year-old, gets knocked up too? - CI
The I Am Legend prequel - DS
Claire Danes is the new Nicole Richie - PB
“Chris is so hot. I had a crush on him for a couple of years and, well, I still do. Rihanna came to the video shoot. I didn’t know they were dating - they were doing the ‘just good friends’ thing in the media - and I thought ‘Oooh, maybe I have a chance’. But it’s not to be. They are a sweet couple. I wish them all the best.”
Um, Jordin, er… gurl, your relationship with Chris Brown wouldn’t have lasted more than three weeks. You’ve repeatedly said you wanna remain a virgin until you’re married. That cuts your dating pool down from a few million men to about 6. Remember that, honey. It wasn’t gonna work. And yep, Chris and Rihanna look great together.
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Lauren recently broke down in tears at her Hollywood Hills home, wallowing in the misery that she feels her life has become.
“She’s an emotional train wreck.”
“She usually doesn’t lose it like that. But her life has spiraled out of control, and once she opened the floodgates, it was all over. She just crumpled, putting her head in her hands and sobbing.”
It seems she has a lot to cry about. She’s being slammed in reports for throwing a diva fit at a charity event, her clothing line has been dropped by Kitson, she’s feuding with her pals and her love life is practically nonexistent!
Read all about Lauren’s troubles — including how her her “snotty attitude” has affected her love life — in the new issue of Star.
Isn’t it funny how a lil tears represents that you’re life has “spiraled out of control”? I’m a crier, so crying sounds very normal to me. But LC has never seemed like she’s cut out for the biz. She’s a shy, insecure ho with issues. You should be much more confident with yourself and much more outgoing if you wanna be in the spotlight. At least that’s what me thinks.
Oh, and, bitch, next time you start bawling, make sure the MTV cameras are rolling, you selfish skank.
“Benji never seems to have cash on him to pay for things and tip people, which means Paris always carries cash around,” says an insider. “She feels like it’s easier to throw down a hundred-dollar bill than wait for Benji to fish around for a credit card, which he probably left at home.”
Benji claims he’s just forgetful, but Paris, adds the source, “is starting to feel like he’s cheap.”
Benji’s just trying to save up for all the Valtrex prescriptions he’s been having to fill since he started dating Paris. I’m sure his dose is like 3x the average prescription, and that’s not even including all the other pills he’s poppin’ for other rare strain diseases given to him by Parisite. Seems fair to me.
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