Archive for August, 2008
It’s Labor Day on Monday which means I won’t be working Friday (this was typed on Thursday) or Monday. I can not even begin to tell you how excited I am.
As you know, my dad had a major stroke and was in the hospital for five weeks total. I blogged through two of those weeks and I’ve wanted to do anything but for about the past two months while he’s still recovering. I blogged anyway. I’ve been wanting to take a week off forever. Some mornings I wake up and I’m like, If I had the option of blogging today or having a bird poo on my head, I would take the bird poop! Especially because it would lay down all the frizz in my hair. I could tolerate that. Washing it out would take less time than updating POTP.
I LOVE my job, don’t get me wrong. You all allow me to sit on my ass typing in front of the TV. I have so much fun 90% of the time. But I’m human and American and Americans work too damn hard in this country, (yeah, that’s the reason why I’m taking two days off), and I love vacations more than I love dessert with whipped cream… well, actually, that depends on who the dessert is.
My point is, and yes, I do not have one, but let’s pretend - I am SO damn excited to take today and Monday off, and you should be, too. It’s a holiday weekend. I don’t blog on holidays and I hope you’re not online reading on holidays, either. Have fun, all! I’ll be back Tuesday. 
Getting your ass kicked by your own daughter - CS
4 sex secrets that keep any guy interested - CK
This is supposed to be controversial? - AB
Her sister is hot. She’s just a whore - RR
Heidi and Spencer will pose for the cameras absolutely anywhere - WIMB
Now cameltoe free - IBBB
Scary - AY
Michael Phelps has 2 new gigs - BB
Ali Lohan looking fierce on the cover of a magazine - SL
Time to dye the goatee - GB
Madonna launches new line. Doesn’t she have enough money already - DS
Sarah Larson allegedly cheated on George Clooney.
While the former cocktail waitress, who’s trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she “came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him” with a media mogul.
Larson and Clooney broke up earlier this summer. Sources said it was because they had little in common and because Larson insisted on getting breast implants. But, ever the gentleman, Clooney helped promote her new career before he dumped her, and she got a spread in Harper’s Bazaar and a few runway gigs at LA Fashion Week.
Alright, maybe cheating on George wasn’t a big mistake cause they split for other reasons. Maybe he never knew, just like men rarely do.
Women are the best cheaters ever. We’re thorough, we’re slick. We come up with better excuses than ‘I’m having a late day at work, I’ll be at home a few hours later.’ We say we’re going for a mani and pedi instead, then tell ya we need money to pay the pool boy, but spend your funds on designer purses and pay for other things with bjs. At least that’s how I think I’d get away with it.
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On Tori Spelling’s tell-all book, sTORITelling:
“I will censor myself out of respect for Jennie because she’s friends with Tori. I got passages sent to me and a vast majority of it is incredibly exaggerated. Maybe it’s a difference of how I was raised.
I just don’t believe you write personal on-set experiences in a book. For me, when you work it’s almost a sacred experience whether you get along with everyone or not. In 27 years of acting I’ve never sold out one of my cast members. Ever. And I will stick to that.”
Part of the main reason why I posted this quote is so I could post the fierce Shannen Doherty picture above. She could turn you on or kill you with a cold stare. And Tori Spelling sucks. She will never be as hot or fierce as Shannen. Sounds like Tori never had a chance of being on the 90210 remake show because her and Shannen don’t get along. The producers know Shannen owns this shit.
All hail Brenda Walsh! Welcome back, bitch.
Shannen Doherty’s Entertainment Weekly interview
Michael Jackson is lookin’ hot! So hawt that he doesn’t even need to comb his mane or wig, I can’t tell, he doesn’t need to take off his pajama pants and put on slacks. Nah. This is raw, has been train wreck swagger for ya, and this is how it’s done.
His nightie look would be perfection with some pumps. I miss Jacko in heels. He rocks ‘em better than I do.
But wait! You know the only thing reporters ask her about is Tony Romo, and even if they don’t, you know Jess feels like she must convince us that her love life doesn’t suck anymore… I’m not convinced.
Reporter: Jessica, how’s everything going?
Jessica: Tony Romo is the best man alive.
Reporter: How’s country music working out for you. Did you have a good time making your album?
Jessica: Tony Romo is the reason why I’m alive. He saved me from myself. He breathes life into me. The world is a better place with him in it.
Reporter: How excited are you about Ashlee’s pregnancy?
Jessica: Tony Romo is my future husband. We’ll have babies one day. He is the best thing to ever happen to me. I’m over John Mayer. I love Tony!
Alright, here’s the real excerpts:
On Tony Romo:
“I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’ I don’t really ever say that to anybody.”
On making it hard for her exes to contact her:
“I don’t want anybody that’s been in my life [before] in my life anymore. I don’t even want them to have any way of contacting me.”
On her break-up with John Mayer:
“I had to regain self-esteem and self-value. I just love, so I don’t understand when people can’t do exactly what I do.”
The Hills’ girls hit stands September 1.
Singer and actress Hilary Duff’s father has been ordered to spend 10 days in a Texas jail for contempt of court and pay $12,500 to his ex-wife for the star’s 21st birthday party and a present, a judge ruled in Houston, Texas Wednesday.
Bob Duff was found to have violated an injunction against selling assets without court approval because of his current divorce battle with ex-wife Susan.
Susan was seeking $25,000 to pay for Hilary’s party and a present.
Bob, who will also have to pay $367,537 from the improper sale of stocks last months if his appeal is denied, was taken away from the courtroom in handcuffs.
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