Nick Hogan Likes Jail

Wow! Nick sounds really torn about ruining the rest of his friend’s life.

Hulk Hogan’s son, Nick Bollea, who is serving an eight-month sentence in Florida for reckless driving, has been moved to a minimum-security facility where “it’s much better,” Hogan tells PEOPLE exclusively

“Nick describes it as like a two-story warehouse with tables, seven or eight phones, TVs, and it’s people who are there for like child support and parking tickets. And instead of just once in a while being allowed go outside, they leave the door open to the exercise yard. He said, ‘Dad, I can even go outside at night and look at the stars.’”

Why is Nick in some posh facility? The only way I can feel okay about that is if he has a few new butt buddies. That’s all I wanna know, but would that major revelation ever come out? Doubtful.

If everything’s chill where Nick’s staying, I say they keep him there for eight more years, long enough to gain some sense of remorse instead of being a rich kid allergic to punishment and real life consequences mommy and daddy can’t bail ya out of.