Verne Troyer Sues Ex Girlfriend For Abuse, But is it Worth $20 Million?

It would be in Verne’s best interest to shut the eff up about his “abuse” right now. It’s not, er, I don’t see how this would help his career or help him get laid and that’s exactly what he needs right now. Booty.

In the lawsuit, Troyer who is 2′8″ and weighs 40 pounds, accuses the 5′5″ 110-pound Shrider of intentional infliction of emotional distress and battery. The 39-year-old is asking for $20 million in damages.

“When you pick up a 2′8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts,” Troyer’s attorney, Ed McPherson, told TMZ.

Troyer feared for his safety and “did not want to go into his own home without having someone else accompanying him,” according to the court documents. The papers describe one instance in which “Shrider grabbed [Troyer] very forcefully by the arm, held him against his will, and did not let him get away from her.”

Troyer basically says the chick terrorized him, once picked the lock to his bedroom door, pushing away a 100 pound scooter that was used to block the door, and then throwing him to the floor.”

Responding to Troyer’s lawsuit Shrider released a statement late Thursday afternoon.

“This law suit is ridiculous and riddled with lie upon lie from Verne Troyer and his camp. It is in our opinion a transparent attempt to secure as much publicity as he can from his less then average career in the wake of his most recent failure in The Love Guru.”

I love how the bitch uses ‘then’ when it should be ‘than.’ I LUVS that shit! She sounds credible.

Dontcha just feel so sorry for Verne? And if the abuse was so serious, why sue her now, after the sex tape leak?

He’s so bitter. He should start dating some hot midget bitches. They’re probably the biggest sluts out there, happy to get laid. And maybe if I dated a midget, I would toss him a few times too, especially if he was being quiet and I was wasted, mistaking him for a doll when I’m trying to clean up. It’s possible.

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