Nikki Blonsky Arrested for Beating Down Top Model Contestant at the Airport

Nikki Blonsky, the chunky as hell chick from Hairspray, had a glorious airport beat down.

The best part about this shocking, violent incident is that Nikki beat down America’s Next Top Model contestant, Bianca Golden, in a Caribbean airport. Nikki’s family was saving five seats that they placed their luggage on. Like assholes, yes, I’m the pot calling the kettle black, Bianca’s family felt entitled to those seats. Chaos ensued. The beatdown began.

Nikki’s father injured Golden’s mother so badly that she was airlifted to Miami to have her injuries treated.

Nikki was charged with actual bodily harm and her father, Carl, was charged with grievous bodily harm. Carl is still in jail for allegedly beating the crap out of Bianca’s mom. One of Bianca’s family members even bit Nikki’s foot. Don’t feel too bad, though, you know Nikki was sitting on everyone and farting. Nikki left the airport in a neck brace and Nikki and Golden have both been released on bail.

Who do I have to give a blumpkin to in order to see this footage? And don’t airports have cameras for security purposes? This footage must get leaked!!

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