Nikki Blonsky Arrested for Beating Down Top Model Contestant at the Airport

Nikki Blonsky, the chunky as hell chick from Hairspray, had a glorious airport beat down.

The best part about this shocking, violent incident is that Nikki beat down America’s Next Top Model contestant, Bianca Golden, in a Caribbean airport. Nikki’s family was saving five seats that they placed their luggage on. Like assholes, yes, I’m the pot calling the kettle black, Bianca’s family felt entitled to those seats. Chaos ensued. The beatdown began.

Nikki’s father injured Golden’s mother so badly that she was airlifted to Miami to have her injuries treated.

Nikki was charged with actual bodily harm and her father, Carl, was charged with grievous bodily harm. Carl is still in jail for allegedly beating the crap out of Bianca’s mom. One of Bianca’s family members even bit Nikki’s foot. Don’t feel too bad, though, you know Nikki was sitting on everyone and farting. Nikki left the airport in a neck brace and Nikki and Golden have both been released on bail.

Who do I have to give a blumpkin to in order to see this footage? And don’t airports have cameras for security purposes? This footage must get leaked!!

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Christina Appelgate Diagnosed with Breast Cancer at 36

Christina Applegate is having a rough year. Her boyfriend of two years recently died of an apparent heroine overdose and now she’s diagnosed with breast cancer. Christina’s spokeperson issued the following statement late Saturday.

In full, the spokesperson’s statement said:

“Christina Applegate was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer. Benefiting from early detection through a doctor ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening.”

The rep added: “Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time.”

I hope she has a full and speedy recovery. Christina’s one of my fave comeback bitches.

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Lindsay Lohan Responds to L.A. Chief William Bratton Saying she’s “Gone Gay”

L.A. Police Chief William Bratton had a video conference where he said Lindsay Lohan has “gone gay.” Lindsay Lohan fires back, not denying or confirming her sexual preference.

Lindsay said,

“Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate.”

I would have had much more to say than two sentences, but Linds probably just wanted to say something quick so she could get back to fingering Samantha.

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