This Picture Made me Think…

Pregnancy is so fun! Pregnancy is so cute! Pregnancy is so romantic, it’s so chic! All these young Hollywood baby mamas are definitely sending the wrong message. Their lives are simple. For people as broke ass as me, if we got knocked up, there would be no nanny, no chef and personal trainer to help slim us down, and we wouldn’t still be able to go to concerts and vacays and hang out with friends as often.

You know I heart Ashlee and Pete’s adorable relationship, but with Juno, Knocked Up, Jamie Lynn and all these young bitches getting knocked up, not getting dumped by their baby daddies, and gaining so much attention for rocking their baby bumps, it makes me a little concerned.

Jamie said she had a “perfect” pregnancy and delivery and OK! magazine printed that? That’s dangerous. I’m so glad I’m not a young, impressionable, horny teenager today. I’m just an older, impressionable, horny adult today who knows how to use protection correctly. Knock on wood.

Getting in some frequent-flying miles before baby arrives, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete Wentz soak up the rays at the Lollapalooza music festival in Chicago the day after taping FNMTV in Hollywood with Miley Cyrus.

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