Vivienne and Knox Jolie-Pitt Pictures
The Brangelina babies are absolutely gorgeous, and People’s issue goes on sale today. When the actual 19 pages of pics get leaked online, I won’t be posting them here. With the exception of a Kristin Cavallari fan site, People magazine is the only publication that has threatened to sue my ass repeatedly over pictures.
They paid $14 million for this shiz. If I post the pics, I’m afraid I’ll hear the doorbell, walk to my door, and be gunned down by some dude in an expensive Italian suit, chewing bubble yum gum while listening to Celine Dion on his iPod. Yeah, it’ll go down just like that and I’m not gonna risk it.
I can’t wait until the twins get older so we can recognize some of their features. This baby pic shit is effing stupid! I say more parents should keep their babies under wraps long enough for us to actually see what they look like - just like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did. By the time the public finally saw Suri Cruise on the cover of Vanity Fair, she was fugly as hell, but at least you could tell that she looked like a little Asian boy with unruly hair.
I can’t wait to find out what Vivienne and Knox look like. Congrats to Brangelina for accepting People and Hello magazine’s ridiculous paychecks for the pics! 
