Where's Nikki Blonsky When You Need Her? She Needs to Attack Paris Hilton

The relentless Paris Hilton wore some ridiculous T-shirt for the paps. Give it up, bitch! Is she ever going to ween herself off of her fame addiction? It's unhealthy.

But I really want her T-shirt. I can find the fugliest, dirtiest guy around, put that shirt on, visit my parents and tell them, "We're engaged!" That shirt makes it easier to pull a hilarious joke on your folks, co-workers, friends... It's good for anything, except the paparazzi!

No mixed messages here! Paris Hilton lets her T-shirt do the talking while arriving in Copenhagen, Denmark, on Monday with beau Benji Madden by her side.

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