I Love it When Britney Takes a Shower and Brushes Her Weave

Doesn’t a lil cleanliness and a father’s conservatorship make a world of difference?!

Anywho, Brit Brit went shopping on Robertson Blvd. yesterday where the paps took some pics.

Also, word on the blogs is that Quentin Tarantino wants Brit Brit to star as a psycho killer lesbian in his next movie, a remake of the 1965 cult classic Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Britney would play, Varla, a psycho killer lesbian stripper who kills men and has sex scenes with another woman.

A source said, “Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She’s delighted. She thinks it could turn her career and her life around. It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She’s playing the most important character.”

Well, Brit Brit’s already psycho, she’s hooked up with chicks, acted a damn stripper clown in her “Gimme More” video … The ‘killer’ part is the only thing that’ll be a stretch for her. Perfect role!

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