Shia LaBeouf Isn’t Losing His Member

Earlier this week there was a rumor that Shia may have to have his pinky amputated. Turns out it was false.

It’s a “completely fabricated story,” his publicist Melissa Kates told E! News. Shia suffered a crushed left hand after flipping his car in an accident last month. The actor had surgery on his hand, but won’t be losing any fingers.

Funny thing about a pinky is, of course, ya think it wouldn’t be too big of a deal and wouldn’t have much impact on your masturbation technique, but you know, as soon as that pinky’s gone, you would miss it to death. You don’t know what you got til yo pinky’s gone!

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