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Man Almost Loses Penis When Humping Bench August 8th, 2008
I wonder where else he put his wang?!
A 41-year-old dude was at LanTian park when he decided to bang a steel bench. The bench was sexy as hell to him because it has so many holes to choose from. Maybe I should push my penis in one of those holes? Hells yeah! Then his dick got stuck. He panicked and had to call the po po.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
Denise Richards It’s Complicated Reality Show Canceled August 8th, 2008
Things are getting complicated for E! reality TV star, Denise Richards. The homewrecker’s career is diminishing before her eyes. After only one season of her craptastic has been show, Denise Richards - It’s Complicated, she may be getting the axe.
“The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned into the premiere episode. But the audience has dropped off. Denise has turned into an unappealing reality star.”
Richards’ bad language on the programme has also angered the public. The source adds, “Viewers were disgusted that a mother of two young girls would use such foul language.”
I don’t think it’s just Denise’s profanity that’s turning viewers off, it’s her personality all together. Sounds like someone’s manager forgot to prep her and tell her to be fake!
Denise also accused ex-husband Charlie Sheen of molesting her daughters for ratings. She should have just pulled a Speidi and said Charlie has a sextape like Heidi Montag and Spencer did with Lauren Conrad.
If this is true, good riddens!
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Quote Me of the Day: Matt Damon August 8th, 2008
Matt created the H20 Africa Foundation to get water to the people who desperately need it.
On how traveling to Africa changed him:
“I think many of our problems would be solved if people had thick passports. There’s just no substitute for actually going and seeing things.”
When you’re a celebrity, he observes, “you start to feel a level of responsibility to direct attention to things that actually matter more than to silly things like who you’re dating.”
“The world water crisis is one of the most important public health issues of our time. Clean water can help put people on the first run of the development ladder.”
Hollywood doesn’t have many celebs who do good for any other reason than a photo op. Congrats to Matt for stepping up! 
WTFug Pic of the Day: Tobey Maguire August 8th, 2008
Now this is exactly what I mean when I say not all men look good with facial hair. Good lord! Shave this man down with a knife. Tobey’s pretty hot when he’s clean shaven and toned.
L’Oreal Defends Bleaching Beyonce’s Skin in New Ad August 8th, 2008
“Beyoncé Knowles has been a spokesperson for the L’Oréal Paris brand since 2001. We highly value our relationship with Ms. Knowles. It is categorically untrue that L’Oréal Paris altered Ms. Knowles’ features or skin-tone in the campaign for Feria’s hair color.”
Damage control! I worked for a magazine and I’d sit there and watch the art director Photoshop and airbrush the hell out of the models in our spreads. Bullshit!
And, let’s just say L’Oreal didn’t lighten Beyonce’s skin, they made sure she was under some intense lighting! And they overexposed the image. In summary: Beyonce’s much darker, L’Oreal knows it and that’s why they made her look diff. That’s categorically the truf! If B can’t get outta her contract, she better speak up and make sure they don’t do this again. I don’t expect anything less from the Knowles camp.
Lily Allen Says She Didn’t Flash Her Nipple Yesterday August 8th, 2008
First of all, I thought Lily was 28, she’s 23. At least I got the twenty something part right. Second, I don’t believe a word she’s saying at all. She tugged her effing shirt down and kept it there. Lily’s pathetic and she’s using the fact that she don’t got no tits as an excuse for flashing. Try again, slut!
Lily’s definitely one of those artists whose work you enjoy, but on a personal level, they’re trash.
hello , i wore a loose fitting t shirt yesterday . I was very hot in London yesterday , and it’s no secret I don’t like wearing bras , besides i don’t need to, measuring in at 32A it hardly seems necessary .My boob fell out twice and people on the blogs are saying it was a publicity stunt .
Joshua Allen Wins So You Think You Can Dance August 8th, 2008
After nearly 60 million votes and three months of competition, Texas native Joshua Allen has won the fourth season of Fox’s So You Think You Can Dance.
Crowned America’s Favorite Dancer on the live season finale Thursday, Allen, 19, beat out fellow contestants Twitch Boss, Katee Shean and Courtney Galiano.
Allen, the first hip-hop dancer to take the title, won a $250,000 cash prize and a role in the upcoming 3-D dance feature film, Step Up 3-D.
What will he do with his new loot?
“Invest it. Save it. Pay off my car and move to L.A.,” he told Usmagazine.com shortly after his win.
Fighting back tears after his win, the stunned dancer told fans to “never let anyone tell you you can’t do something. The sky’s the limit, God is in control, and with God you can do anything!”
Throughout the season, Allen (who was hospitalized over the weekend for dehydration) earned top honors for a variety of routines, including a grueling Russian street dance with finalist Boss, as well as the show’s first ever Bollywood number with Shean.
