Man Almost Loses Penis When Humping Bench
August 8th, 2008
I wonder where else he put his wang?!
A 41-year-old dude was at LanTian park when he decided to bang a steel bench. The bench was sexy as hell to him because it has so many holes to choose from. Maybe I should push my penis in one of those holes? Hells yeah! Then his dick got stuck. He panicked and had to call the po po.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
