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August 12th, 2008

Porn Inspector on the Loose August 12th, 2008

I’m guessin’ he was a broke ass pervert, but a man in Colorado made three attempts over the course of nine days to score free porn, claiming he’s a porn inspector for the po po.
LONGMONT, Colo. — A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren’t underage, authorities said.
Authorities said the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police “age verification unit.” Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.
“It was inventive on his part, I’ll give him that,” Lewis said.
The business card didn’t have anyone’s name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him.

Quote Me of the Day: Blake Lively August 12th, 2008
On the differences between who she is and her onscreen persona, Serena van der Woodsen.
“There wasn’t a period in my life like Serena went through, where I was doing drugs and having sex with my best friend’s boyfriend. I never went through that kind of crazy.
“I’ve kissed just three people in my life, other than stuff that I’ve done for TV or movies. I know – I’m weird!”
Not only does kissing three guys means Blake has probably had sex with three men, she also sucks ass at kissing! Girl, shut it! A true lady never tells. I like Blake for saying this, though. The girl has some self-control!

Britney Spears Long-Awaited Comeback Interview August 12th, 2008
Brit Brit has joined Papa Spears for a lengthy, hopefully explosive, interview with OK! Magazine. This interview is about one year late, when Britney promised OK! an exclusive about her split from K-Fed and her life at the time, but the interview was one big, disappointing disaster.
Brit Brit was allegedly high or high and drunk, ate fried chicken, wiped her greasy fingers on a $6,000 Gucci gown, then her dog pooed on the floor and she wiped it up with an expensive Chanel dress. Then she walked out while wearing OK!’s pricey wardrobe without paying for it. And, if that wasn’t enough, Brit Brit didn’t tell the mag shit!
The debacle was one of the best and worst hyped incidents ever reported in celeb gossip over the past few years.
Now Brit Brit’s back with comprehensible responses to a reporter’s questions, no dog poop or fried chicken grease, and her daddy chiming in to boot. Britney’s 2008 OK! magazine interview hits newsstands this Friday. This is her first sit-down interview and photo shoot in nearly two years.


Marisa Tomei is SO Damn Hot August 12th, 2008
Marisa’s 43 years old!!!! And she’s playing a stripper!!!!!! And she looks damn hot (exclamation marks x5). Yes, this is exciting. This picture is my gmyspiration. To look this awesome when you’re 43 years old is sumthin’ worth fighting for. Work it out, Marissa! Uh, looks like you already did that. Lookin’ good!
43 year old Marisa Tomei will be playing the hottest over-aged stripper ever in her new movie “The Wrestler” co-starring Mickey Rourke and directed by Darren Aronofsky.

Lil Wayne Says His Daughter Reginae Carter was NOT Killed in a Car Accident August 12th, 2008
Rumors were swirling over the past few days that Lil Wayne’s 8 year-old daughter, Reginae Carter died in a car accident. Lil Wayne has come out saying it’s all bullshit!!
“It has come to my attention that there are recent reports circulating regarding my daughter. I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of you who are genuinely concerned about Reginae and her safety.
Please allow me to dispel any rumors or speculations and report that my daughter is alive, healthy and surrounded by family who care and love her dearly.
The rumors are completely false and unfounded; neither Reginae nor any other member of my family has been involved in any car accident. My family and I truly appreciate the concern and support shown to us.”
Lil Wayne is so sweet. I would have been typin’ some mad shit if people thought it was funny or entertaining to say that my daughter was killed. Scandalous. Thank God she’s okay.

Kate Hudson and Dane Cook “My Best Friend’s Girl” Clip August 12th, 2008
This scene is pretty funny, and, since gossip has been killing me these days, boring me to death, I thought I’d throw up sumthin’ you may not be seeing on every other gossip blog. Enjoy.
And, there’s profanity in here, so if you’re at work, please don’t blast this.









