Porn Inspector on the Loose
August 12th, 2008
I’m guessin’ he was a broke ass pervert, but a man in Colorado made three attempts over the course of nine days to score free porn, claiming he’s a porn inspector for the po po.
LONGMONT, Colo. — A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren’t underage, authorities said.
Authorities said the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police “age verification unit.” Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.
“It was inventive on his part, I’ll give him that,” Lewis said.
The business card didn’t have anyone’s name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him.
