Carrie Underwood Needs New People, Says Tony Romo Still Calls Her

Allure turned Carrie into a Hilary Duff lookalike, but she still looks hawt.I have no idea who represents this chick, but everyone on Carrie Underwood’s payroll should be fired. Carrie needs to be told to shut the hell up, because all she does is whine about men - as if beating the hell out of a truck in a video wasn’t enough.

One of her relationships from her days at Oklahoma’s Northeastern State University could have inspired her hit “Before He Cheats.”

“I don’t want to name names, even though he probably deserves it, but he fooled around,” she says. “Oh, yeah – And lied.”

Who fools around and doesn’t lie, Carrie?! It’s a package deal, bitch. You cheat, you lie, you don’t send out a mass text message or make T-shirts about your indiscretions.

Underwood says it’s difficult to find friends she can trust – and guys who like her for the right reasons.

“You never really know why somebody wants to be around you, or if they do genuinely like you. I wish everyone had a label on their forehead so you could automatically tell their intentions. Sometimes you just wish that no one wanted anything from you.”

I feel you, Carrie. I really feel you, but you sound whiny as hell in print when you say that. Talk to your girl friends about this mess, not reporters.

And Carrie says Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend, Tony Romo, still calls her.

The phone will ring and it’ll be him, and I’ll maybe not answer.”

Papa Joe’s head has officially exploded.

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