No Assault Charges For Christian Bale

It's a bright day for the dark knight. Hahahaha! I suck. Christian Bale turned himself into police for questioning after his mother and sister accused him of assault at London's Dorchester Hotel on July 21. Now he's in the clear.

Christian Bale will not face charges in connection to an assault allegation filed by his mother and sister, the Associated Press reports.

England's Crown Prosecution Service has ordered police not to take any further action against the actor, 34, due to insufficient evidence, the AP reports.

Lawyers for Bale had denied the allegation.

The Dark Knight star has declined to speak about the incident. "It's a deeply personal matter," he told reporters in late July. "I would ask you to respect my privacy in the matter."

Okay, but we still don't know what went down. All we know is Christian's mother and sister can forget about that new car they wanted for Christmas.