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August 15th, 2008

Because He’s F*cking Hot: Michael Phelps August 15th, 2008
There’s just something about this whole living legend, 6′4, 180 pounds of muscle thing that turns me on! I’m convinced he’s part man, part dolphin, part Superman. Michael’s got those cute dimples, perfect shade of brown eyes, and goofy, yet contagious smile.
Mr. ‘Most-decorated Olympian in history’ obviously didn’t become the best athlete in the world without years of hard work and dedication. He’s all about commitment. Hot. He adores his mother and calls her his hero. Sexy. He can deliver under pressure. Amazing. He’s close to his sisters. Sweet. He’s shy, nerdy and humble. Great.
I’ve been making sure to be home every night just so I can watch him swim his tight little ass off. And the man is completely hairless! Imagine all the things you could pour, spray, squirt and lick off of all that smooth skin?
The ‘Phelps effect’ is taking over the country by storm, with kids everywhere learning how to swim and saying they wanna be just like Mr. Phelps.
Congratulations Michael on smashing six world records with six gold medal wins at the 2008 Beijing Olympics!! Phelps currently has a total of 12 gold medals, but who’s counting? Everyone!
He’s so gonna earn two more goldies, bringing his total to eight, beating Mark Spitz’s seven gold medal record in 1972 as the single Olympian to walk away with the most gold at the Olympics. Bring it home, baby!

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio Still Have Chemistry, But The Sex is Weird August 15th, 2008
Kate Winslet talked to Entertaiment Weekly about shooting a sex scene with Leonardo DiCaprio for their upcoming movie, Revolutionary Road, directed by Kate’s husband, Sam Mendes.
“I hadn’t realized how much my chemistry with him since Titanic would still stick. It’s great to discover we can just slip right into it, like muscle memory.”
Although the two easily fell into the groove of gettin’ they groove on, it was hard for Kate to bang Leo onscreen with her husband directing her. Aaaaahhhh!
“I just kept saying, ‘This is too… weird. And Leo was like, ‘Oh, get over it.’ And I’m going, ‘Yeah, a little reminder: You’re my best friend. He’s my husband. This is a bit weird.’”
For his part, Mendes – her husband since 2003 – told the magazine:
“I will admit it was quite bizarre to direct my wife in how to make love. But it’s difficult whether you’re married to a person or not.”
These quotes made my day. A good quote is hard to find. Kate had to hit it in front of her hubby, and her hubby said it was “bizarre” telling his wife how to screw. So fun!
I can’t wait to see Revolutionary Road. Kate WInslet and Leonardo DiCaprio are perfect together.

I Couldn’t Stop Laughing When I Watched This August 15th, 2008
The Hills stars speak out on the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumor. Truly, earth shattering drama up in here, all!
Online Videos by Veoh.com

What?! August 15th, 2008

Shaq’s divorce has been called off.
Shaunie O’Neal told The Associated Press that the couple plans to stop divorce proceedings soon.
“Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place,” Shaunie O’Neal said. “Things have been going so great, that someone actually had to remind us that ‘Hey, you do remember those papers are still there.’ Literally, it was days ago,” Shaunie O’Neal said.
“So, we’ve agreed that before we leave Florida in a few days we’ll make sure that that’s gone away.”
Shaq filed for divorce in September 2007, after nearly five years of marriage. Oh silly Shaunie, I remember why Shaq filed for divorce. You allegedly had some “muscular Cuban” lover on the side that you made a down payment on a crib for when Shaq flipped out.
I LOVE her answer! “Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place,” - bitch is talented at PR.
Congrats … I guess? A whole lotta money was at stake. Shaq’s no saint himself. They’re gonna stick it out and I’m sure they’ll have happy lives together with multiple lovers here and there. I ain’t mad at ya, just jealous.

Lindsay Lohan Will Dump Samantha Ronson For New Dick? August 15th, 2008
OK! magazine alleges that Lindsay Lohan is a faux lesbian, missing the peen.
Goes down like this: Lindsay Lohan and her favorite lezzie showed up at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room on August 5 where Lindsay “cozied up” to other men whenever Samantha left her side.
“Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys. Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough. Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”
Then the mismatched pair went back to L.A. the following day on Aug. 6 and they were in full-on couple mode with typical PDA foreplay - hand holding, being “very affectionate,” aka some kind of rubbin, whatever. They were hot for each other. They also partied together on August 8 for Sammy’s bday.
Lindsay is so the kind of whore who flirts with others to make her man or woman jealous. That’s a given. Trust. It takes one to spot one. So on the 5th Linds was a flirty bitch, then she was all sweet after that. That’s how you do it. There’s a method to slutitude. There’s a schedule one must follow.
Linds and Sam have been bumping snatches and finger painting long enough for these rumors to finally begin. Stay tuned.

Beverly Hills 90210 Spinoff Video Promo August 15th, 2008
90210 is being hyped to death. Whether or not I’ll watch it depends on how hawt the menz are and how bitchy Shannen Doherty’s character is.

Kim Kardashian Wants to Lose Her Ass, Disses Paris Hilton August 15th, 2008
Kim Kardassian talked to Radar magazine about her horse ass.
“I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt. I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’ — it gets a little offensive.” - This sounds awkward coming from the woman who flashes her ass in every single picture ever taken of her.

Earlier in the year, Paris Hilton blasted Kardashian’s booty, saying it “reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
“Wasn’t that nasty?” Kardashian responds. “She called and apologized, and I accepted her apology.
She said she was joking. I kind of laugh it off, like, ‘You know, I’ve never denied having cellulite.’ Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion. If she thinks my butt looks like that, I don’t really care. At least I have a butt.”
“At least I have a butt.” There she goes again reminding us that she’s got a thick badankadonk. Kim’s trying to lose weight in her butt? My ass!




