Lindsay Lohan Will Dump Samantha Ronson For New Dick?

OK! magazine alleges that Lindsay Lohan is a faux lesbian, missing the peen.

Goes down like this: Lindsay Lohan and her favorite lezzie showed up at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room on August 5 where Lindsay “cozied up” to other men whenever Samantha left her side.

“Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys. Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough. Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”

Then the mismatched pair went back to L.A. the following day on Aug. 6 and they were in full-on couple mode with typical PDA foreplay - hand holding, being “very affectionate,” aka some kind of rubbin, whatever. They were hot for each other. They also partied together on August 8 for Sammy’s bday.

Lindsay is so the kind of whore who flirts with others to make her man or woman jealous. That’s a given. Trust. It takes one to spot one. So on the 5th Linds was a flirty bitch, then she was all sweet after that. That’s how you do it. There’s a method to slutitude. There’s a schedule one must follow.

Linds and Sam have been bumping snatches and finger painting long enough for these rumors to finally begin. Stay tuned.