Archive for August 18th, 2008
Roseanne’s August 15 entry titled, “Jon Voight” blasts Angelina Jolie for saying she hasn’t picked a presidential candidate yet. Roseanne is a PR specialist. Her blog post is now posted all over the internet. She also doesn’t allow any comments on her site. Another genius move. I go back and forth with the whole, maybe I should bring comments back? thing, but, truth is, it’s too time consuming to moderate and you can always email me. Always. I always respond.
Here goes Roseanne’s harsh, over the top rant about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. She definitely makes sense at times, and she sure as hell is opinionated. It’s respectable that she’s fearless enough to speak out, but Maddox is Cambodian not Thai. That little mistake makes her lose credibility. But I love that she calls Barack “brown,” very true. He’s no Wesley Snipes and his bi-racial ethnicity is helping him out no doubt. Roseanee’s rant is lengthy, but highly entertaining, I breezed right through it.
Bitch deserves her own talk show. Someone, make it happen already! With these rants, no doubt, she must be one step closer. 
Here she goes…
is a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth. The neocons who own jon voight and make him dance on the chabad telethons are the worst most elitist people on earth.
glen beck and jon voight are their bitches… both of them are used tampons who must be flushed down the toilet immediately!
jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin’).
Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse….huh? Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party’s worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa…??????!!!! (more…)
It’s been a while since someone’s sold Lindsay Lohan out. Lucky for Linds, Courtenay Semel has stepped up to the plate.
Courtenay appeared on E!’s “Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive” show and she’s and daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel. Courtenay wants the prize for turning Lindsay Lohan out. She says they were bumping snatches first, but Linds was skurred that if peeps find out, it would hurt her career. Linds dumped Courtenay.
Court said,
“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart.”
From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing.
“But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out. “oth of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.”
Linds and Courtenay dated on and off until Lindsay came outta rehab. Lindsay started dating Samantha shortly after Courtenay. Courtenay says she’s still not over Lindsay and every time she sees a picture of her with Sam it kills her.
Courtenay is now dating Tila Tequila, so she better hurry up and get over this still-in-love-with-her-ex thing.
Just two months after giving birth to daughter Honor Marie, Jessica Alba shows off her stunning figure in a petal-pink Narciso Rodriguez gown at the 2008 ALMA Awards Sunday at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium. At the event, which honors Latino achievement in the arts, Alba presented the designer with the first ever award for Special Achievement in Fashion.
Does a player ever fess up?!!! John Mayer wants us to think, in his case, yes!
“There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing,” Mayer told reporters Saturday about his split with Aniston after working out at an Equinox Gym in New York’s SoHo neighborhood.
If anything Mayer had only praise for his ex, saying: “Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.”
So what went wrong? “People are different, people have different chemistry,” said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. “I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”
The only reason why John appeared “emotional, nervous and sad” is because he has some new ho waiting for him at the gym he didn’t want the paps to see. Where is this video?!!
Whether John cheated or not, he dumps all of his bitches within two to eight months. That’s a man whore for ya.
UPDATE: To watch apologetic Johnny, click here for TMZ’s video.
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While every gossip blogger that I can remember said Ellen and Portia are getting married “this weekend,” POTP reported that the two will get hitched on Saturday. POTP was right. I have “sources,” as in, voices in my head. No, seriously, I do have sources that I didn’t use, but I knew it was this Saturday. Alright, I’ve jumped off my high horse…
The wedding popped off Saturday night at Ellen and Portia’s Beverly Hills pad.
DeGeneres, 50, and de Rossi, 35, both wore Zac Posen and exchanged rings by Neil Lane during the Saturday ceremony. Their big day also featured arrangements by L.A. florist Mark’s Garden.
- Great Neil Lane and Mark’s Garden plug People magazine a.k.a Hollyweird’s biggest ass smoochers.
The wedding ceremony was no sorority mega bash or attention whore vanity project. Only 19 guests were present, including Ellen and Portia’s mom (who flew in from Australia), to witness the exchange of the couple’s handwritten vows. It was an intimate ceremony indeed which means it’s unlikely wedding pics were sold. 
They’re so gonna last! Ellen and Portia both have “de” in their names. Being the super observant bitch that I am, I didn’t even notice that until I typed the subject of this post. But that means something, doesn’t it? Yeah. No wonder my relationships do not last.
Congrats to Hollywood’s 1st married lesbian couple! I’m talkin’ progress, folks.
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