Heidi and Spencer Want to Adopt

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are talking babies.

“I think I’d rather adopt than have kids,” Pratt said when I caught up with the two this morning. “There are so many kids that need homes.”

A few minutes later, Pratt, 25, clarified that he doesn’t just want to adopt. “I wanna do both,” he explained. “We’ll pull an Angelina and Brad and have a whole clan.”

Montag, 21, cooed, “We’d be so lucky to have a clan like that.”

How predictable are these two, making the most obvious statements to get attention? I want Heidi to say her period’s late and she may be knocked up, Spencer to get caught kissing another woman or man in front of the paps, Heidi going on a date with Brody Jenner or Jason … Or for fug’s sake, leak your own damn sex tape, Speidi!

If The Hills makes me lmao so much because it is the worst show on television, I’m sure a Speidi sex tape would be funnier than Superbad. Oh, and I saw Pineapple Express last night. The foot in the window scene was funny, but I should have been stoned, fo sho. That’s just my recommendation, all.