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The latest promo for the CW’s upcoming 90210 spinoff is only 10 seconds long, because we have been obsessively playing this thing over and over and over all morning just to hear Shannen Doherty ask us, “Miss me?”
Not to mention, we love, love, love how the announcer says, “On September 2, an icon returns.” No truer words have been spoken.
But as excited as we are to see Brenda back, we definitely won’t be watching this thing live when it premieres. Instead, we’ll simply TiVo it and fast-forward later to all the scenes featuring our girl, because seriously, is there really any other reason to actually tune in?
t’s D-Day — as in Delivery Day — for Gwen Stefani! The singer checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and is scheduled to give birth via C-section at 10 a.m. PT.
This will be the second child for Gwen, 38, and her husband Gavin Rossdale—and it’s in the same hospital where she gave birth to son Kingston, 2. “Gwen’s so excited to have this baby because she gained a lot of weight during this pregnancy. She is ready to meet her new baby and get her body back.”
Eva Longoria is rumored to be sperminated. The usually petite “actress” has been looking huge these days, double chin, thicker thighs and all. With a mama like Eva, her baby will be plastered on the cover of every magazine, attending every Spurs game, guest starring on Desperate Housewives, and competing in the future Olympic games so he or she can break Michael Phelps’ records. I kid you not. I can see it now.
And, with a mama like Eva, she’ll probably confirm her pregnancy on the way to the hospital just so she can enjoy all the speculation publicity. It’s Eva Longoria baby bump watch time!
Is it just me or does she look like she’s starting to stick her tongue out?
Here’s the Jess Simpson beer ad that was all over the net yesterday. Ain’t she the perfect spokesfolk y’all? I’ll be at the grocery store, huntin’ fo a beer when I’ll run into a case of Stampede. I’ll be like, Oh my god, THIS is the beer Jessica Simpson took a picture in a cowboy hat for! I have to grab a few couple cases.
