Eva Longoria is rumored to be sperminated.

The usually petite "actress" has been looking huge these days, double chin, thicker thighs and all. With a mama like Eva, her baby will be plastered on the cover of every magazine, attending every Spurs game, guest starring on Desperate Housewives, and competing in the future Olympic games so he or she can break Michael Phelps' records. I kid you not. I can see it now.

And, with a mama like Eva, she'll probably confirm her pregnancy on the way to the hospital just so she can enjoy all the speculation publicity. It's Eva Longoria baby bump watch time! :)