I'm Not Gonna Watch The Bachelor This Season

ABC has selected the most boring Bachelorette contestant ever to launch the next season of The Bachelor.

Jason Mesnick is a single father obsessed with his three year old son, Ty. Jason's wife dumped him and that's why he's single. He's also packing no heat and he has no personality. He always smiles or looks worried, that's it.

I guess he thinks he's the business because he has horny female fans,

"I've gotten thousands of comments from fans. The generosity and the kindness is unbelievable. Every one is so sweet and nice. All the comments are pure love."

I thought Jason was attractive until I saw him in his briefs and they showed his crib - both are tiny.

Good luck, Jason!

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