Archive for August 25th, 2008
And the list continues!! - CS
Jennifer Aniston gets attacked - CK
Andy Dick charged with assault, drug possession - PL
Who’s the official douche? - AB
I dunno if this is sweet, cheap, disturbing or all 3? - RR
Paris Hilton has a gorgeous tan and flawless skin. I’m just calling it as I see it. I only hate like 99.999% of the time, k? - WIMB
So true - AY
Hayden Panettiere is on the defense - BB
David Beckham crashes car with Posh in it?! Dunno why I didn’t see this story all over the net - SL
Cammy Fug gets a better deal - GB
Amy Wino snorts more drugs (video) - ND
Hello all.
It’s 1:46 am Monday morning but I thought I should stay up and add the chat room (orange box on the right hand side of every page) that I promised someone I’d add last week.
I’m too sleep deprived, was up til 4 a.m. Friday partying, woke up at 8 a.m. Saturday morning, went to see The House Bunny Saturday night at 10 p.m. - fell asleep very early on in the movie! 
And now I won’t cuddle up beneath the covers till after 2 a.m. and I have a hot tub date @ 10 p.m. with a boy I met Friday night at the birthday party I was at till 4 and I’m skurrd I’ll fall asleep tonight when I should be getting it on. This terrifies me.
I’m up right now to let you know I’ve brought comments back via a chat room. You do NOT have to log on or sign up for ANYTHING to gimme yo 2 cents. You simply type what you wanna in the text box and hit enter. It’s SIMPLE. So PLEASE use it. You can even make up a shit load of fake names and converse with yourself. It’s a chat room, all. Chat rooms are fun. Funner than your typical comment section. 
I miss hearing from you guys.
<3
Firecracker
After 22 years of marriage, some chick found out her hubby had strayed. She decided to sell his mistress’ laced black undies that she found in her bed after her husband’s affair.
The Australian woman says of the underwear: “They are so huge I thought they may make someone a nice shawl or, even better, something for Halloween perhaps.”
She goes on to say she returned from work after receiving a romantic text message from her husband - that had been misdirected - to find him watching a DVD and trying to keep her out of the bedroom.
The irate woman has said her husband’s Harley motorcycle is the next item that will probably be sold on eBay.
An eBay spokeswhore said the listing almost didn’t make it because it’s secondhand underwear and said, “This is obviously very therapeutic for this woman and it must be a great channel for her views on cheating and the sanctity of marriage,” she is reported as telling media in Australia.
I hope she at least rubbed some peanut butter on the crotch of those panties and rubbed some chocolate all over where the booty’s supposed to be before taking pics and posting ‘em.
I doubt anyone connected to her hubby will ever find the auction on eBay. Spray paint the bitch’s house just like someone did to Sienna Miller, call up her boss and make shit up about how she’s been stealing from the company, tell all your hubby’s friends lies about what he said about them, put a dead animal in her mailbox… and that’s just for round 1. Ya know, go for the basic, traditional ways of getting revenge.
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“I wish people would focus on the work rather than my weight … I am just lucky, naturally very thin, and if they studied my art a bit more the films might get somewhere at the box office.”
Donald Trump was clearly moved by Christina Aguilera’s live performance at the Nakheel and Trump Organization party on Saturday night in Los Angeles to celebrate the Trump International Tower in Dubai.
The Donald looked spellbound by the striking songstress, shaking his head in disbelief as she showed off her four-octave range in an emotional rendition of her 2003 hit “Beautiful.”
But as much as Trump clearly has a thing for the 27-year-old, she was pretty daunted by him as well.
“On a night like this I definitely get those pre-performance butterflies. I think there’d be something wrong if I didn’t get them just a little bit — it’s Mr. Trump.”
Christina hit up Donald’s bash afterwards with his daughter Ivanka, Diddy, Pete Wentz, Avril Lavigne, her fug hubby Deryck, Orlando Bloom, Lucy Liu and more.
Donald was emotional? That’s what happens when you realize you’ll never get a chance to hear Xtina hit the high notes and scream your name in bed.
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Paula Abdul has mixed feelings about Grammy-nominated songwriter Kara DioGuardi being added as a fourth judge on Fox’s American Idol.
On Phoenix’s 104.7 KISS FM Johnjay & Rich radio show Monday, she said she was excited but added, “I am concerned about the audience and acceptance. Time will tell. We’ll see.
“They always tried for a fourth judge because it followed the format of the original show, Pop Idol,” Abdul said. “We haven’t had much luck with that working, but we’re gonna give it another try.”
Asked if she, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell have sat down with DioGuardi to test their chemistry, Abdul replied, “Nope,” and laughed.
What happens if she and Jackson vote one way, but DioGuardi feels differently?
“That’s gonna be weird if it’s a split decision,” Abdul said. “I’m sure Simon will get to make the final [call].”
“It takes the fun out of all the hard work I do to push those kids through,” she added.
This just may be the very best season of American Idol yet! I don’t see how Paula’s not gonna argue with this ho. Remember when she thought dude sang two songs when he sang one? She can cuss out Simon but something tells me Kara will give her some good eye rolls. There’s gonna be tension. Good tension. Good TV.
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If you show up at Mel B’s nuptials, you won’t be crashing. Her guests will be strangers anyway. She’s selling her wedding to OK! Magazine. They’ll pay her $400,000.
When Melanie Brown renews her marriage vows at least she’ll recognize the groom - even if the wedding guests are a bunch of strangers.
Scary Spice tied the knot with Stephen Belafonte just 15 months ago in a low-key, secret affair. Now she wants to do it again with lots more pizzazz, but that costs money. So the happy couple have agreed to let their big day be featured in OK! magazine for an estimated $400,000 - on the condition that the ceremony in a posh resort in Egypt is witnessed by a host of celebs.
Why Egypt?! Congrats?
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Katy Perry left the Howard Stern show last week looking like a happy rainbow. I love her outfit. I love that she’s using her fame to dress all weird. It’s completely socially acceptable to be out there with your fashion choices when you’re a rockstar. Good job, Katy. I’m not really into Ms. Perry’s music; her voice is a bit baritone and she sounds like she’s been shooting steroids in her vag lips, but I do love that “Kissed a Girl” song. So catchy. I hope Katy will be around for a while.
