Wife Puts Mistress’ Panties on eBay
After 22 years of marriage, some chick found out her hubby had strayed. She decided to sell his mistress’ laced black undies that she found in her bed after her husband’s affair.
The Australian woman says of the underwear: “They are so huge I thought they may make someone a nice shawl or, even better, something for Halloween perhaps.”
She goes on to say she returned from work after receiving a romantic text message from her husband - that had been misdirected - to find him watching a DVD and trying to keep her out of the bedroom.
The irate woman has said her husband’s Harley motorcycle is the next item that will probably be sold on eBay.
An eBay spokeswhore said the listing almost didn’t make it because it’s secondhand underwear and said, “This is obviously very therapeutic for this woman and it must be a great channel for her views on cheating and the sanctity of marriage,” she is reported as telling media in Australia.
I hope she at least rubbed some peanut butter on the crotch of those panties and rubbed some chocolate all over where the booty’s supposed to be before taking pics and posting ‘em.
I doubt anyone connected to her hubby will ever find the auction on eBay. Spray paint the bitch’s house just like someone did to Sienna Miller, call up her boss and make shit up about how she’s been stealing from the company, tell all your hubby’s friends lies about what he said about them, put a dead animal in her mailbox… and that’s just for round 1. Ya know, go for the basic, traditional ways of getting revenge.
