Kelly Osbourne's Busted Face

Kelly Osbourne emerged from her London home on Tuesday with a prominent battle scar.
Like, maybe a drunken ass bitch punched Kelly for sucking her man off, spat in her eye, slapped her across the face with her bare tits, then smashed a bottle of coconut rum on the side of her head? Or maybe Kelly was the drunken ass bitch who slipped on some ice on the carpet in front of the guy she was trying to go home with that night, crashing her head into a table at a club. Or maybe she chugged four too many vodka and cokes and fell down the stairs in front of her co-workers at an office party ... random guesses.