Getting your ass kicked by your own daughter - CS
4 sex secrets that keep any guy interested - CK
This is supposed to be controversial? - AB
Her sister is hot. She’s just a whore - RR
Heidi and Spencer will pose for the cameras absolutely anywhere - WIMB
Now cameltoe free - IBBB
Scary - AY
Michael Phelps has 2 new gigs - BB
Ali Lohan looking fierce on the cover of a magazine - SL
Time to dye the goatee - GB
Madonna launches new line. Doesn’t she have enough money already - DS
Sarah Larson allegedly cheated on George Clooney.
While the former cocktail waitress, who’s trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she “came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him” with a media mogul.
Larson and Clooney broke up earlier this summer. Sources said it was because they had little in common and because Larson insisted on getting breast implants. But, ever the gentleman, Clooney helped promote her new career before he dumped her, and she got a spread in Harper’s Bazaar and a few runway gigs at LA Fashion Week.
Alright, maybe cheating on George wasn’t a big mistake cause they split for other reasons. Maybe he never knew, just like men rarely do.
Women are the best cheaters ever. We’re thorough, we’re slick. We come up with better excuses than ‘I’m having a late day at work, I’ll be at home a few hours later.’ We say we’re going for a mani and pedi instead, then tell ya we need money to pay the pool boy, but spend your funds on designer purses and pay for other things with bjs. At least that’s how I think I’d get away with it.
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On Tori Spelling’s tell-all book, sTORITelling:
“I will censor myself out of respect for Jennie because she’s friends with Tori. I got passages sent to me and a vast majority of it is incredibly exaggerated. Maybe it’s a difference of how I was raised.
I just don’t believe you write personal on-set experiences in a book. For me, when you work it’s almost a sacred experience whether you get along with everyone or not. In 27 years of acting I’ve never sold out one of my cast members. Ever. And I will stick to that.”
Part of the main reason why I posted this quote is so I could post the fierce Shannen Doherty picture above. She could turn you on or kill you with a cold stare. And Tori Spelling sucks. She will never be as hot or fierce as Shannen. Sounds like Tori never had a chance of being on the 90210 remake show because her and Shannen don’t get along. The producers know Shannen owns this shit.
All hail Brenda Walsh! Welcome back, bitch. 
Shannen Doherty’s Entertainment Weekly interview
Michael Jackson is lookin’ hot! So hawt that he doesn’t even need to comb his mane or wig, I can’t tell, he doesn’t need to take off his pajama pants and put on slacks. Nah. This is raw, has been train wreck swagger for ya, and this is how it’s done.
His nightie look would be perfection with some pumps. I miss Jacko in heels. He rocks ‘em better than I do.
But wait! You know the only thing reporters ask her about is Tony Romo, and even if they don’t, you know Jess feels like she must convince us that her love life doesn’t suck anymore… I’m not convinced.
Reporter: Jessica, how’s everything going?
Jessica: Tony Romo is the best man alive.
Reporter: How’s country music working out for you. Did you have a good time making your album?
Jessica: Tony Romo is the reason why I’m alive. He saved me from myself. He breathes life into me. The world is a better place with him in it.
Reporter: How excited are you about Ashlee’s pregnancy?
Jessica: Tony Romo is my future husband. We’ll have babies one day. He is the best thing to ever happen to me. I’m over John Mayer. I love Tony!
Alright, here’s the real excerpts:
On Tony Romo:
“I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’ I don’t really ever say that to anybody.”
On making it hard for her exes to contact her:
“I don’t want anybody that’s been in my life [before] in my life anymore. I don’t even want them to have any way of contacting me.”
On her break-up with John Mayer:
“I had to regain self-esteem and self-value. I just love, so I don’t understand when people can’t do exactly what I do.”
Singer and actress Hilary Duff’s father has been ordered to spend 10 days in a Texas jail for contempt of court and pay $12,500 to his ex-wife for the star’s 21st birthday party and a present, a judge ruled in Houston, Texas Wednesday.
Bob Duff was found to have violated an injunction against selling assets without court approval because of his current divorce battle with ex-wife Susan.
Susan was seeking $25,000 to pay for Hilary’s party and a present.
Bob, who will also have to pay $367,537 from the improper sale of stocks last months if his appeal is denied, was taken away from the courtroom in handcuffs.
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Just when Lindsay Lohan has found happiness and is on the right track, Papa Lohan has to go running off at the mouth trash talking. I guess you can say Lindsay and Michael won’t be spending the holidays together. Their relationship has only repaired itself recently, now Michael is ruining everythang by dissing Lindsay’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.
First Michael talked to the paps about Samantha Ronson,
“She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”
“I’ve been up and down the road (in discussions) with my ex-wife (Dina) and it’s to the point now that I’m going to confront Samantha and Jenny Muro (Lindsay’s production assistant) myself,” Michael says of why he is speaking out.
“Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse,” says Lohan. “Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”
In response Lindsay and Samantha went on MySpace, the new celebrity mass press release, and blogged some good shiz.
DRUG FREE
Current mood: betrayed
Category: Life
If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…
If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.
Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment [sic] and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).
He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.
Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.
Currently listening :
Confessions of a Broken Heart
By Lindsay Lohan
Release date: By 2006-02-28
Samantha Ronson blogged too:
Thursday, August 28, 2008
SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bullied
i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?
Currently listening :
Everyday I Write The Book
By Elvis Costello and the Attractions
