Jessica Simpson Refuses to Shut Up About Tony Romo

But wait! You know the only thing reporters ask her about is Tony Romo, and even if they don’t, you know Jess feels like she must convince us that her love life doesn’t suck anymore… I’m not convinced.

Reporter: Jessica, how’s everything going?

Jessica: Tony Romo is the best man alive.

Reporter: How’s country music working out for you. Did you have a good time making your album?

Jessica: Tony Romo is the reason why I’m alive. He saved me from myself. He breathes life into me. The world is a better place with him in it.

Reporter: How excited are you about Ashlee’s pregnancy?

Jessica: Tony Romo is my future husband. We’ll have babies one day. He is the best thing to ever happen to me. I’m over John Mayer. I love Tony!

Alright, here’s the real excerpts:

On Tony Romo:

“I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’ I don’t really ever say that to anybody.”

On making it hard for her exes to contact her:

“I don’t want anybody that’s been in my life [before] in my life anymore. I don’t even want them to have any way of contacting me.”

On her break-up with John Mayer:

“I had to regain self-esteem and self-value. I just love, so I don’t understand when people can’t do exactly what I do.”