Reason Why My Panty Pudding Has Been Flowing for Days August 29th, 2008
It’s Labor Day on Monday which means I won’t be working Friday (this was typed on Thursday) or Monday. I can not even begin to tell you how excited I am.
As you know, my dad had a major stroke and was in the hospital for five weeks total. I blogged through two of those weeks and I’ve wanted to do anything but for about the past two months while he’s still recovering. I blogged anyway. I’ve been wanting to take a week off forever. Some mornings I wake up and I’m like, If I had the option of blogging today or having a bird poo on my head, I would take the bird poop! Especially because it would lay down all the frizz in my hair. I could tolerate that. Washing it out would take less time than updating POTP.
I LOVE my job, don’t get me wrong. You all allow me to sit on my ass typing in front of the TV. I have so much fun 90% of the time. But I’m human and American and Americans work too damn hard in this country, (yeah, that’s the reason why I’m taking two days off), and I love vacations more than I love dessert with whipped cream… well, actually, that depends on who the dessert is.
My point is, and yes, I do not have one, but let’s pretend - I am SO damn excited to take today and Monday off, and you should be, too. It’s a holiday weekend. I don’t blog on holidays and I hope you’re not online reading on holidays, either. Have fun, all! I’ll be back Tuesday. 
