August 2008 News Archive (Page 10)

While every gossip blogger that I can remember said Ellen and Portia are getting married "this weekend," POTP reported that the two will get hitched on Saturday. POTP was right. I have "sources," as in, voices in my head. No, seriously, I do have sources that I didn't use, but I knew it was this Saturday. Alright, I've jumped off my high horse...

The wedding popped off Saturday night at Ellen and Portia's Beverly Hills pad.

DeGeneres, 50, and de Rossi, 35, both wore Zac Posen and exchanged rings by Neil Lane during the Saturday ceremony. Their big day also featured arrangements by L.A. florist Mark's Garden.

- Great Neil Lane and Mark's Garden plug People magazine a.k.a Hollyweird's biggest ass smoochers.

The wedding ceremony was no sorority mega bash or attention whore vanity project. Only 19 guests were present, including Ellen and Portia's mom (who flew in from Australia), to witness the exchange of the couple's handwritten vows. It was an intimate ceremony indeed which means it's unlikely wedding pics were sold. :(

They're so gonna last! Ellen and Portia both have "de" in their names. Being the super observant bitch that I am, I didn't even notice that until I typed the subject of this post. But that means something, doesn't it? Yeah. No wonder my relationships do not last.

Congrats to Hollywood's 1st married lesbian couple! I'm talkin' progress, folks. :)

There's just something about this whole living legend, 6'4, 180 pounds of muscle thing that turns me on! I'm convinced he's part man, part dolphin, part Superman. Michael's got those cute dimples, perfect shade of brown eyes, and goofy, yet contagious smile.Mr. 'Most-decorated Olympian in history' obviously didn't become the best athlete in the world without years of hard work and dedication. He's all about commitment. Hot. He adores his mother and calls her his hero. Sexy. He can deliver under pressure. Amazing. He's close to his sisters. Sweet. He's shy, nerdy and humble. Great.I've been making sure to be home every night just so I can watch him swim his tight little ass off. And the man is completely hairless! Imagine all the things you could pour, spray, squirt and lick off of all that smooth skin?The 'Phelps effect' is taking over the country by storm, with kids everywhere learning how to swim and saying they wanna be just like Mr. Phelps.

Congratulations Michael on smashing six world records with six gold medal wins at the 2008 Beijing Olympics!! Phelps currently has a total of 12 gold medals, but who's counting? Everyone! :)

He's so gonna earn two more goldies, bringing his total to eight, beating Mark Spitz's seven gold medal record in 1972 as the single Olympian to walk away with the most gold at the Olympics. Bring it home, baby! :)

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Kate Winslet talked to Entertaiment Weekly about shooting a sex scene with Leonardo DiCaprio for their upcoming movie, Revolutionary Road, directed by Kate's husband, Sam Mendes.

"I hadn't realized how much my chemistry with him since Titanic would still stick. It's great to discover we can just slip right into it, like muscle memory."

Although the two easily fell into the groove of gettin' they groove on, it was hard for Kate to bang Leo onscreen with her husband directing her. Aaaaahhhh!

"I just kept saying, 'This is too... weird. And Leo was like, 'Oh, get over it.' And I'm going, 'Yeah, a little reminder: You're my best friend. He's my husband. This is a bit weird.'"

For his part, Mendes �" her husband since 2003 �" told the magazine:

"I will admit it was quite bizarre to direct my wife in how to make love. But it's difficult whether you're married to a person or not."

These quotes made my day. A good quote is hard to find. Kate had to hit it in front of her hubby, and her hubby said it was "bizarre" telling his wife how to screw. So fun!

I can't wait to see Revolutionary Road. Kate WInslet and Leonardo DiCaprio are perfect together. :)

The Hills stars speak out on the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumor. Truly, earth shattering drama up in here, all!


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Shaq's divorce has been called off.

Shaunie O'Neal told The Associated Press that the couple plans to stop divorce proceedings soon.

"Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place," Shaunie O'Neal said. "Things have been going so great, that someone actually had to remind us that ‘Hey, you do remember those papers are still there.' Literally, it was days ago," Shaunie O'Neal said.

"So, we've agreed that before we leave Florida in a few days we'll make sure that that's gone away."

Shaq filed for divorce in September 2007, after nearly five years of marriage. Oh silly Shaunie, I remember why Shaq filed for divorce. You allegedly had some "muscular Cuban" lover on the side that you made a down payment on a crib for when Shaq flipped out.

I LOVE her answer! "Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place," - bitch is talented at PR. :)

Congrats ... I guess? A whole lotta money was at stake. Shaq's no saint himself. They're gonna stick it out and I'm sure they'll have happy lives together with multiple lovers here and there. I ain't mad at ya, just jealous.

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OK! magazine alleges that Lindsay Lohan is a faux lesbian, missing the peen.

Goes down like this: Lindsay Lohan and her favorite lezzie showed up at the Delano Hotel's Florida Room on August 5 where Lindsay "cozied up" to other men whenever Samantha left her side.

"Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys. Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it's never enough. Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she'll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous."

Then the mismatched pair went back to L.A. the following day on Aug. 6 and they were in full-on couple mode with typical PDA foreplay - hand holding, being "very affectionate," aka some kind of rubbin, whatever. They were hot for each other. They also partied together on August 8 for Sammy's bday.

Lindsay is so the kind of whore who flirts with others to make her man or woman jealous. That's a given. Trust. It takes one to spot one. So on the 5th Linds was a flirty bitch, then she was all sweet after that. That's how you do it. There's a method to slutitude. There's a schedule one must follow.

Linds and Sam have been bumping snatches and finger painting long enough for these rumors to finally begin. Stay tuned.

Kim Kardassian talked to Radar magazine about her horse ass.

"I love that I'm curvy, but I'm on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt. I'm just so over it! When you're posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, 'Turn around! Turn around!' �" it gets a little offensive." - This sounds awkward coming from the woman who flashes her ass in every single picture ever taken of her.

Earlier in the year, Paris Hilton blasted Kardashian's booty, saying it "reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag."

"Wasn't that nasty?" Kardashian responds. "She called and apologized, and I accepted her apology.

She said she was joking. I kind of laugh it off, like, 'You know, I've never denied having cellulite.' Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. If she thinks my butt looks like that, I don't really care. At least I have a butt."

"At least I have a butt." There she goes again reminding us that she's got a thick badankadonk. Kim's trying to lose weight in her butt? My ass!

Sienna Miller's mom says she is shocked at the "feeding frenzy" of abuse surrounding her daughter's romance with Balthazar Getty.

"You can't understand how a woman seeing a man who has been separated from his wife for months can cause such a scandal," Jo Miller tells Britain's Daily Express. "It's awful," she adds. "You wonder when it's all going to stop."

Maybe Sienna got it from her mama! If her mother doesn't understand it's disgusting Sienna's always going after married dudes, explains everything. She has taught her well.

Has Jen Aniston already moved on from John Mayer?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Aniston, 39, was "putting the moves on" 28-year-old model Matt Felker â€" Selma Blair's ex who starred in Britney Spears' "Toxic" video.

But a rep for Felker tells Access Hollywood the report is "totally not true."

Citing a source, Access is reporting that Felker briefly met Aniston about a week-and-a-half ago â€" and that was the extent of it.

Okay, so Jenny's not dating hottie Matt Felker. You know she's gonna date someone equally as hot, young and out of her league next. Good luck, Maniston.

Victoria Osteen has been found not guilty for assaulting a flight attendant over a stain on her seat, but why the eff are her shoes untied in this picture? She's a millionaire. A lazy millionaire.

Victoria was accused by Continental Airlines flight attendant Sharon Brown of starting a scuffle after finding a stain on her first-class seat.

Brown claimed Victoria pushed her against a bathroom door and elbowed her left breast after getting angry about a stain on her seat on a 2005 flight from Houston, Texas to Vail, Colorado.

Victoria, Joel and other first-class passengers testified that the incident did not occur.

Brown was seeking an apology and 10 percent of Victoria's net worth plus the cost of her counseling. She claimed her faith was affected and that she suffers from anxiety and hemorrhoids because of the incident.

Victoria was fined $3,000 by the FAA for the incident, which delayed the flight over 2 hours. Joel is a best-selling author whose sermons to an audience of 42,000 people of the Lakewood Church in Houston are broadcast internationally.

This flight attendant gold digger said Victoria pushed her and she now has hemorrhoids because of it. This is one of the best stories in years! Luvs it.

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