August 2008 News Archive (Page 2)

You know uz a junkie when you've got coke and heroin on you at LAX of all airports!

One Day at a Time actress Mackenzie Phillips was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport Wednesday for allegedly possessing heroin and cocaine.

Officers were called to Terminal 4 at 10 a.m. this morning as Phillips, 48, was being screened by the TSA. According to TMZ, police discovered baggies and balloons believed to contain heroin and cocaine.

The actress has a history with drug abuse. She was fired from sitcom One Day at a Time 26 years ago because of her addiction.

As a kid, she says she prepared joints for her dad, John Phillips, the founder of the band, the Mamas and the Papas.

"I grew up in mansions, but everything was dirty and broken," she told USA Weekend magazine in 1999. "Very little was going on inside except sex, drugs and rock and roll. "The first time I had a drink, it woke up the sleeping monster inside me," she said.

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Two Rihanna posts within a few hours, slow news day.

Matthew's mother Kay McConaughey has penned a new book, I Amaze Myself. Kay opens up on the passing of Matt's dad and she has no shame.

"On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!"

And when her man couldn't be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.

"I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey �" and his gift," she says.

DAYUM!!! She's a horny ass bitch. Luvs her!!!

It was just after she'd married Matthew's dad for the third time.

"I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?'" she says. "That's when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!"

So many other hos wish they could be as interesting as Kay. She's a natural.

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... to her right, and sometimes left, hand. She's ambidextrous. If you're gonna masturbate properly, you should try to be ambidextrous. That way you can get off while pleasuring someone else, you can click around on the net without having to take breaks, you can cook dinner, drive a car, pry the gun outta the hands of a robber then shave your legs all the while you've been getting closer to reaching the big O. My hot tub date Ace says he's ambidextrous when it comes to masturbating. I am too. This is obviously a sign that the Gods - Jesus Christ and Oprah Winfrey have brought us together.

Jenny Aniston isn't engaged. She's just beyond desperate at this point. You know she's gonna remove that ring by the time she starts doing press for her new flick "He's Just Not That Into You." Trust.

Good for her!

"It's already a big happy family," Abdul said Tuesday at the American Idol season 8 auditions held in New York. "We are so happy to have her."

In fact, DioGuardi has already had quality bonding time with all three judges, says Simon Cowell. "We had a picnic last night. I wore jammies and the girls wore negligees and we kind of broke the ice," Cowell joked. "We had cake until two in the morning."

Joking aside, DioGuardi says the judges have welcomed her with open arms�"yes, even Simon. "You were nice to me," DioGuardi said to Cowell on the red carpet about their initial meeting. "You were actually OK."

The only one I'm still concerned with is Paula Abdul being a diva and arguing with Kara. Producers must keep her liquored up on whiskey and benadryl if they want things to work out.

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Although Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to play coy about their romance, the two could be ready to take things to the next level �" playing roommates!

According to an insider, the "Don't Stop the Music" singer, has been searching for a condo in the Los Angeles area since early July to share with Chris and has checked out units in Beverly Hills' Sierra Tower. Rihanna's so serious about finding them a new home that she has new listings e-mailed to her even when she's out of town.

"She and Chris want to live together," says the insider. "They play their music loud though, so they want a condo that's soundproof."

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Heidi Montag's Overdosin video was uploaded to her official website which caused a mis-synching of the sound. Is it possible that this bitch didn't know the video was out of sync? And, it took her all day to issue an apology? Predictable. Of course I could be way off my rocker. But skanks with fake tits are not to be trusted, so I'm going with my gut feeling. This was Spencer's idea.

Heidi posted the following statement on her website,

"I apologize for any inconvenience you may have experienced when trying to view or download my "Overdosin'" video. We have experienced an error and are working to correct it as soon as possible. Thanks again everyone's support. I hope you enjoy the video!

Looks like Heidi's publicity campaign has intensified and the plan is unfolding perfectly.

Kelly Osbourne emerged from her London home on Tuesday with a prominent battle scar.
Like, maybe a drunken ass bitch punched Kelly for sucking her man off, spat in her eye, slapped her across the face with her bare tits, then smashed a bottle of coconut rum on the side of her head? Or maybe Kelly was the drunken ass bitch who slipped on some ice on the carpet in front of the guy she was trying to go home with that night, crashing her head into a table at a club. Or maybe she chugged four too many vodka and cokes and fell down the stairs in front of her co-workers at an office party ... random guesses.

Richards, turned out to be a less-than-stellar reality star.

"The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode," a source told "The Insider" yesterday. "But the audience has dropped off. "

It's gotta hurt when your reality show gets cancelled, not a scripted sitcom that gets dropped, but folks just don't care about your life. You're a has been. And your ex-hubby Charlie Sheen knocks up his new wife while you're still single and trying to think of what other husband you can steal now. Life is rough.

I wouldn't mind seeing some updated nude pics of Denise Richards, though. She's got great nips. Maybe she'll accept that offer from Playboy now.

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Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton are again going their separate ways, a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement," said Nicole Perna. "They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter."

The couple's relationship originally started in 1992, and lasted for five years.

The musician, now 55, and the Desperate Housewives star, 44, then resumed seeing one another in 2005 â€" and in March 2006 had announced their wedding engagement.