August 2008 News Archive (Page 5)

When In Touch went to the Hollywood estate of reality star New York (aka Tiffany Pollard), a film crew from her VH1 show New York Goes to Hollywood was there to capture the magic. See below for a sneak peek of Monday's episode featuring In Touch.

New York is looking trannylicious! I'm lovin' her basketball tits. They spare us all from having to spend any time looking at her face.

New York used to be attractive. I miss the ho from the first season of Flavor of Love.

Here's a video of New York finding out In Touch magazine wants to do a spread. In her signature drama queen style, she flips out on her assistant.

Heidi Montag is actually serious about this whole music thing. Her first single is the worst of all Heidi's leaked tracks, "Overdosin" and The Hills whorse is dressed like Olivia Newton John in "Let's Get Physical."

Spencer's bitch is only 22. She knows shit about the 80s, but I guess you can say she's trying. She's reportedly doing some John Travolta Saturday Night Fever dance moves in her bust up of a music video. Leaked track after leaked track, it seems as though Ms. Montag is finally moving forward with making music, getting it on the airwaves and television screens.

If Heidi's music becomes popular, can you imagine how many clubs, parties and stores people will be running out of when her squeaky whining starts blasting through speakers?! We'll sink deeper into a recession.

Oh dear gawd.

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I guess it's safe to say Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are dating again. I heart that Rachel doesn't have a bra on. Adorable.

Hells yeah, the world's fastest man is damn hot to me! Those rock hard thighs and ass means his qualified to ride, baby.Usain reigns from, and loves to represent, Jamaica. Yeah, mon! Usain became the 1st sprinter to set THREE world records in the same Olympics. Bolt joins Lewis, Booby Morrow and Jesse Owens as only the 4th man to win the 100, 200 and 400-meter relay.

If you watched the races, none of his competitors stood a chance. He could sleep walk and still win these races. At the ripe age of 22 years old, his birthday was this past Thursday, Aug 21, the 6'5 runner is just getting started!

Usain says it's all about lovin' what you do. Uh, did he forget to mention talent, stamina, talent, speed and talent?

"To me, I'm a performer. I come out here to be a performer and let the people enjoy themselves. Sometimes, it's good to enjoy yourself. This is my work, it's my job. If you don't enjoy your job, it doesn't make any sense to actually do it because you won't have any fun."

Jamaica owns track and field! I can't wait to see Bolt kill it in 2012. Kudos to Mr. Bolt on smashing world records, those three beautiful and coveted gold medals, and for making Jamaica so proud. :)

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And that is the only reason why I'm running this picture, so I can mention the movie. Death Race is SO not my kind of movie but my friend invited me to a premiere so I went with her, a bunch of her friends and the sexiest man in the world. Yep, I've stopped reading, "It's Called a Breakup Because it's Broken" days ago when I decided that I still wanted to tap dat ass! At least I'm honest. :)

Anyway, the movie is violent. As I said, it's not my type of flick but if you're into fast cars and violence then you should love it. It's pretty suspenseful.

Jason Statham hopes his Death Race costar Tyrese Gibson can bring him a little luck Tuesday during an appearance on MTV's TRL alongside their leading lady, actress Natalie Martinez, in New York City. The action-adventure flick opens Aug. 22.

After rumors that the conservative Malaysian government banned the scheduled Aug. 29 concert for being "too sexy," Lavigne told MTV News that the show will definitely go on.

"I've actually been approved by the government to play a show," Lavigne said on Thursday. "I've already sold 10,000 tickets there, so I will be going to put a concert on for the fans."

Addressing concerns over her sexy image, Lavigne says, "They tend to, you know, sometimes not want Western artists in their country. I respect that, but at the same time, you know, there's people that listen to music there and want to see their idols and stuff, so it's all good."

Lavigne is not the first to have a brush with the conservative Malaysian government: Gwen Stefani was forced to cover up her famous midriff in Malaysia last year, and the Pussycat Dolls were fined in 2006 for violating Malaysia's strict indecency codes.

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She was just sentenced to three years for hitting a woman with a rum bottle last October. She'll get an additional seven years probation.

The victim -- a former Atlanta Falcons Cheerleader -- was hospitalized after the attack and permanently scarred.

Ms. Brat was convicted back in 2001 for misdemeanor reckless conduct.

Da Brat had so many other routes she could have taken. LIke, taking dem rubber bands outta her hair and making some sling shots. throwing her drink in her face, or rapping. Any one of those options would have made the bitch run and no charges would have been filed. I liked Da Brat a lot when I met her. She was so funny, energetic and positive. Three years over a bottle of rum? Maybe she would have a life sentence if it was Cristal?

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Patricia Williams, Rihanna's ex-business manager, explained her side of the story on why her partnership with Barbados' mega star Rihanna came to a screeching halt. Unlike Whitney Houston, Rihanna didn't beg her to "show me the receipts!" for her crack bills, but Patricia tried to prove to RiRi that she's broke ass and Rihanna wasn't having it.

I can't take my drunken ass clubbin' anywhere without hearing Rihanna's voice blasted through the speakers at least a few times that night, or that club in every damn club. I even try to seduce new lovers, telling them they can get under my bed cover over overs, eh.

Riri is everywhere! She's even had deals with "JC Penny, Samsung, Covergirl, Secret, Venus Breeze" Circut City too and more, but if you work with shady or incompetent people, you can end up just as broke as you were before you got into the game. And outta control spending can sometimes leave ya in even more debt. Craziness!

"I showed her all the paperwork and tried to explain to her the circumstances but she wouldn't listen. She called me all sorts of horrible names and stormed off. I now feel compelled to share with the world the background story as I will not allow my name to be slandered"

According to Willliams, Marc Jordan, manager and owner of Rebel One Management has been taking care of Rihanna's financial situation with her.

"Def Jam doesn't fund Rihanna properly, so Marc uses the money Rihanna makes from third-party endorsements and from tours to fund her album and music videos."

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Synopsis: No Limits: The Will To Succeed will include insights from the Beijing Games, the pool, and the team, giving readers an up-close view of Phelps's record-breaking performance.

Phelps will also share anecdotes about his family, his coach, his passion for the sport, and lessons learned from unexpected challenges and obstacles. No Limits will be an inspirational memoir not only for fans of great, dramatic moments in sports but also for a wider audience of fans who will take inspiration from a man and his determination to succeed.

Free Press, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, has signed Michael up to pen Built to Succeed, which will describe the Olympian's philosophy on training and competition along with his backstory of growing up with a single mom as well as a attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

The book will be released on December 9, 2008.

Michael Phelps also authored a book in 2005 called Beneath the Surface. Selling just 10,000 copies, it was hardly a best-seller, but the golden boy of swimming has just snagged another book deal with a reported $1 million advance.

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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were at dinner with Mary-Kate Olsen when the troll started taking Joel's attention off his baby mama and onto her stinky ass. Mary-Kate was being "very playful" with Joel when Nicole flipped out and said they gots to go. After the dinner, Nicole told Joel he needs to stay away from MK.

To make matters worse, Mary-Kate showed up at a Good Charlotte concert last week and Joel gave her an exclusive bus tour!

"After the concert, Joel invited her back to see the tour bus. He showed her some baby photos of Harlow. Joel isn't one to lie or hide things from Nicole, so the next day he told her about it on the phone. Nicole freaked out.

Joel thought she'd respect the fact that he was trying to be honest, but Nicole was hurt and angry. He couldn't deal with it, so he hung up, and she kept texting him after that."

"It's moments like this that will continue to keep their wedding on hold."

Nicole is a psycho ass bitch too? We're kindred spirits.

Joel's acting like a whore, Nicole's flipping out, giving him instructions and texting the muthafucka?! They're bound to have "the talk" pretty damn soon. I give the relationship eight more months tops. The wild Nicole will re-emerge, reunite with Paris and have herself some fun!

Nicole's different with Joel cause she's trying to be all calm, christian and boring with him and even that's not working, sounds like he still wants to have his fun acting like a bachelor.