August 2008 News Archive (Page 7)

Tuesday night Tila Tequila's girlfriend and Lindsay Lohan's ex, Courtenay Semel, was exiting Pure nightclub in Vegas when she had a run-in with a security guard. Court was wasted and she put the smack down on the back of a security guard's head as she was leaving.

Courtenay was immediately busted by Caesars Palace security. Four hours later, law enforcement issued the spoiled brat a citation for battery. And the only thing I find interesting about this story or Courtenay is that she hasn't had any work done to fix her mug. Adjustments desperately need to be made. At least throw on some Crest Whitestrips every once in a while. That's the real story here.

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ABC has selected the most boring Bachelorette contestant ever to launch the next season of The Bachelor.

Jason Mesnick is a single father obsessed with his three year old son, Ty. Jason's wife dumped him and that's why he's single. He's also packing no heat and he has no personality. He always smiles or looks worried, that's it.

I guess he thinks he's the business because he has horny female fans,

"I've gotten thousands of comments from fans. The generosity and the kindness is unbelievable. Every one is so sweet and nice. All the comments are pure love."

I thought Jason was attractive until I saw him in his briefs and they showed his crib - both are tiny.

Good luck, Jason!

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Ricky Martin is a father to twin boys born via a surrogate.

"In recent weeks, Ricky Martin became a proud father by the birth of twin sons."

"The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care," the rep said in a statement.

"Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."

The boys' names and the location of their birth have not been released.

The "Livin' La Vida Loca" singer, 36, is a longtime supporter of children's causes around the globe through his Ricky Martin Foundation.

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Matt's daughter has an ethnic name. How very cultured of Matthew, not denying her heritage by naming her Kelly Damon or something.

Matt's mouthpiece, Jennifer Allen said,

"Matt and Lucy Damon had a baby girl named Gia Zavala on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. Everyone's doing great. She is a healthy baby girl."

Matt and his wife already have a 2-year-old daughter, Isabella, and 10 year-old, Alexia, Luciana's daughter with someone else. Matt is now surrounded by females.

He met Luciana in 2003 when she was a bartender who served him drinks then sex, or drinks with sex. What was she doing during her lunch break? They got married at City Hall in Manhattan two years later.

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Well look what we gots here! As you know, Rachel showed up to watch Ryan dj a few weeks ago. They may have already reunited by then, but the official word is - Rachel and Ryan are a couple again.

"Their friends are quite pleased that they're getting back together and are trying to give them space."

The two began dating shortly after wrapping their 2004 romantic film The Notebook.

"She's inspired me to do so much," Gosling told reporters shortly before their 2007 split. "She's the most discerning person I've ever met. She'll read a script 100 times. She's relentless."

I, along with just about everyone else, love Rachel and Ryan together because I love The Notebook. That's a good enough reason to me. Make it work, kids!

Both Lindsay and Samantha are putting their right foot forward simultaneously, but Sam is doing so at a faster pace than Lindsay. She is the dominant one in the relationship who spices up the bedroom. Lindsay isn't looking at Sam while she chuckles because she has intimacy issues. The position of Lindsay's left raised arm represents her desire for distance. She doesn't want to hold hands. Lindsay's purse is on Samantha's side, indicating that she wants space, and possibly more dildos during foreplay. Their communication skills need repairs, they've hit a rough patch. And, Samantha looks stiff. She's been constipated for the past two days.

Olympic swimmer and model Amanda Beard says she and Michael Phelps are so not an item.

"Eww, that's nasty!" she said via telephone from Beijing on 93.7 KRQ Tucson's Johnjay and Rich in the Morning.

"Come on, I have really good taste," she added. "He's not really my type."

Beard â€" who has a boyfriend (a photographer) â€" said she has no clue how the rumors started.

"We don't even talk to each other," she said.

Well, there's nothing nasty about the hundreds of millions of stacks Michael is estimated to make over his swimming career and post-career, bitch! He won eight gold medals, your ass didn't even qualify in Beijing this year.

UPDATE: After catching some flack, Amanda has apologized for her dumb joke.

"Everyone who knows me knows I can be a jokester, but I guess I took it too far. I never meant to say anything rude about Michael. I am 100-percent sorry for what I said. I take full responsibility for it."

"When we are sitting in the stands, we are very grateful that Michael swims for the U.S. It's cool to be a part of the team on which Michael won eight gold medals. We know each other and Michael is like my little brother. He jokes around me all the time and it's all good-natured. But obviously people who don't know me can take it the wrong way."

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Posh isn't too happy about tabloid rumors saying she's skinny because she pops diet pills. That's insulting. She just starves.

Victoria wants to sue U.K.'s Now magazine over an article claiming she's "hooked on sex and diet pills."

"The accusation is dangerous, defamatory and blatantly untrue," Beckham's agent, Jo Milloy, said Monday, referring to the latter half of that statement.

"Victoria takes her position as a role model to young women very seriously and is horrified by this hurtful, fabricated story. It is now with her lawyers."

The he said, she said inevitable Johnifer breakup rumors continue.

Reports are surfacing that John Mayer dumped Jen via text message, however, as you know, Jen says she's the dumper, not the dumpee.

"She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, 'I can't take it any more,' and hung up. Then he texted, 'That's it - the end'."

Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, has thrown Mayer's "let's just be friends" request back in his face.

The former Friends actress is said to be furious the singer talked to the press about how "different chemistry" is the reason behind the break-up.

"Once again she feels she has been mislead by a man she cared deeply about, only to be left disappointed. Jen and John made a pact not to go public about their relationship when they were together and now they are apart he has gone and shot his mouth off at the first opportunity.

"She's moving on and doesn't want to see or hear from him again."

It doesn't sound like Jen's moving on, she keeps getting her friends to diss John. Who cares if John dumped her haggard ass via text? We all saw this coming, why didn't Jenny?

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The rekindled "bromance" between Hills stars Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt took a turn for the worse following the show's season premiere party at Paradise Cove in Malibu Monday night.

Pratt approached new cast member and Lauren Conrad love interest Doug Reinhart, and began badmouthing his former best friend.

Just what did Pratt say?

"Spencer said he had no respect for Brody because he was always up Lauren's ass," the source says.

After this classy exchange, Pratt and the rest of the cast headed for a celebratory dinner at Nobu. But things got worse when Jenner found out what Pratt had said.

"They almost brawled right there in Nobu," says the source. "Spencer kept saying ‘I'm gonna choke him out.'"

Luckily the squabble got under control and the guys managed to enjoy their dinners at separate tables. When it came time for the check, some MTV producers who were sitting with Pratt picked it up for everyone.

"[Brody] went over to Spencer's table and thanked everyone for the dinner, then left," says the source.

What some people will put up with for a free meal.

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