August 2008 News Archive (Page 9)

I am SO excited to see this People magazine cover and know that some amazing spread is within the pages of the celeb ass-kissing publication! If straight couples sell their photos, there's no reason gay and lesbian couples shouldn't follow suit; I got a little worried when I found out how small the ceremony was, but they've sold some pics anyway. They look stunning, so happy! :)

It was an evening of love, laughter, and a few tears for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, who exchanged personal wedding vows in front of their closest family and friends on Saturday at their home in L.A.

In an exclusive interview and photos, DeGeneres, 50, and de Rossi, 35, share the most romantic moments of the night with PEOPLE.

"What can I say? I'm the luckiest girl in the world," says DeGeneres. "She's officially off the market. No one else gets her. And now she'll cook and clean for me."

Amid candles and flowers by Mark's Garden, both brides, wearing designs by Zac Posen, sat on floor pillows along with author Wayne Dyer, who officiated the ceremony.

After exchanging Neil Lane rings, the couple and their guests sat down for an all-vegan menu prepared by their personal chef David Silberkleit while Sweet Lady Jane created a vegan red velvet cake for the celebration.

"The love we felt from the people surrounding us, and the love we have for each other, made this the most beautiful and emotional day," says de Rossi. "And one that we'll never forget."

Heidi said the song is about "when you fall in love with someone... and you're just overdosing off of their love."

This is SO weird. Yesterday while I was watching all the hyped up "Hills" shows on MTV yesterday, I thought, how come Heidi hasn't leaked some shitty song to keep herself famous?! Well, Heidi has delivered. Again. Team Heidi forever! :)

On the My Best Friend's Girl movie poster that Dane Cook was so upset about.

"As long as I look handsome in the poster â€" which I do â€" I really don't care."

I love the Simmons family to death. I want them to adopt me.

Happy, bday. :)

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Jennifer Lopez was on Good Morning America today talking twins and triathlon training.

About her triathlon plans, she had this to say: "It actually came up when I was about 8 months pregnant and I was beached like a whale. I was watching TV and I saw a triathlon and I said, ‘You know what? I think I could do that, that would be great for me to do. Maybe I'll do it this year.' "

And seven months later, she's ready to swim, bike and run in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon this Sept. 14â€"for charity, of course.

It's been a while since someone's sold Lindsay Lohan out. Lucky for Linds, Courtenay Semel has stepped up to the plate.

Courtenay appeared on E!'s "Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive" show and she's and daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel. Courtenay wants the prize for turning Lindsay Lohan out. She says they were bumping snatches first, but Linds was skurred that if peeps find out, it would hurt her career. Linds dumped Courtenay.

Court said,

"Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay's first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart."

From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing.

"But eventually she just gave in and at every party they'd kiss and touch each other in the corner. It's a miracle nobody found out. "oth of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together."

Linds and Courtenay dated on and off until Lindsay came outta rehab. Lindsay started dating Samantha shortly after Courtenay. Courtenay says she's still not over Lindsay and every time she sees a picture of her with Sam it kills her.

Courtenay is now dating Tila Tequila, so she better hurry up and get over this still-in-love-with-her-ex thing.

Thank god for the paparazzi, we get to see what went down. Ellen looks great and Portia looks gorgeous. :)

Just two months after giving birth to daughter Honor Marie, Jessica Alba shows off her stunning figure in a petal-pink Narciso Rodriguez gown at the 2008 ALMA Awards Sunday at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium. At the event, which honors Latino achievement in the arts, Alba presented the designer with the first ever award for Special Achievement in Fashion.

Does a player ever fess up?!!! John Mayer wants us to think, in his case, yes!

"There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing," Mayer told reporters Saturday about his split with Aniston after working out at an Equinox Gym in New York's SoHo neighborhood.

If anything Mayer had only praise for his ex, saying: "Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."

So what went wrong? "People are different, people have different chemistry," said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. "I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

The only reason why John appeared "emotional, nervous and sad" is because he has some new ho waiting for him at the gym he didn't want the paps to see. Where is this video?!!

Whether John cheated or not, he dumps all of his bitches within two to eight months. That's a man whore for ya.

UPDATE: To watch apologetic Johnny, click here for TMZ's video.

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