August 2008 News Archive (Page 9)

Heidi Montag's New Song "Overdosin"


Heidi said the song is about "when you fall in love with someone... and you're just overdosing off of their love."

This is SO weird. Yesterday while I was watching all the hyped up "Hills" shows on MTV yesterday, I thought, how come Heidi hasn't leaked some shitty song to keep herself famous?! Well, Heidi has delivered. Again. Team Heidi forever! :)

Heidi Montag Playboy Photo

Quote Me of the Day: Jason Biggs

On the My Best Friend's Girl movie poster that Dane Cook was so upset about.

"As long as I look handsome in the poster â€" which I do â€" I really don't care."

Vanessa Simmons 25th Birthday Party Friday in Miami

I love the Simmons family to death. I want them to adopt me.

Vanessa Simmons and Angela

Happy, bday. :)

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Jennifer Lopez Good Morning America Triathlon Video Interview


Jennifer Lopez was on Good Morning America today talking twins and triathlon training.

About her triathlon plans, she had this to say: "It actually came up when I was about 8 months pregnant and I was beached like a whale. I was watching TV and I saw a triathlon and I said, ‘You know what? I think I could do that, that would be great for me to do. Maybe I'll do it this year.' "

Jennifer Lopez Vogue cover

And seven months later, she's ready to swim, bike and run in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon this Sept. 14â€"for charity, of course.

Kim Kardashian Pussycat Dolls Booty Pictures

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Lindsay Lohan's First Lesbian Lover Courtenay Semel Speaks Out

It's been a while since someone's sold Lindsay Lohan out. Lucky for Linds, Courtenay Semel has stepped up to the plate.

Courtenay appeared on E!'s "Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive" show and she's and daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel. Courtenay wants the prize for turning Lindsay Lohan out. She says they were bumping snatches first, but Linds was skurred that if peeps find out, it would hurt her career. Linds dumped Courtenay.

Lindsay Lohan Muse Magazine Photo

Court said,

"Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay's first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart."

From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing.

"But eventually she just gave in and at every party they'd kiss and touch each other in the corner. It's a miracle nobody found out. "oth of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together."

Linds and Courtenay dated on and off until Lindsay came outta rehab. Lindsay started dating Samantha shortly after Courtenay. Courtenay says she's still not over Lindsay and every time she sees a picture of her with Sam it kills her.

Courtenay is now dating Tila Tequila, so she better hurry up and get over this still-in-love-with-her-ex thing.

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Wedding Pictures

Thank god for the paparazzi, we get to see what went down. Ellen looks great and Portia looks gorgeous. :)

Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres wedding pics

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi say I Do

Lookin' Good, Mama!

Just two months after giving birth to daughter Honor Marie, Jessica Alba shows off her stunning figure in a petal-pink Narciso Rodriguez gown at the 2008 ALMA Awards Sunday at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium. At the event, which honors Latino achievement in the arts, Alba presented the designer with the first ever award for Special Achievement in Fashion.

Jessica Alba Photoshop picture

John Mayer Wants More Booty, Says He Didn't Lie or Cheat on Jen + Video!

Does a player ever fess up?!!! John Mayer wants us to think, in his case, yes!

Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux so happy

"There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing," Mayer told reporters Saturday about his split with Aniston after working out at an Equinox Gym in New York's SoHo neighborhood.

If anything Mayer had only praise for his ex, saying: "Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."

So what went wrong? "People are different, people have different chemistry," said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. "I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

The only reason why John appeared "emotional, nervous and sad" is because he has some new ho waiting for him at the gym he didn't want the paps to see. Where is this video?!!

Whether John cheated or not, he dumps all of his bitches within two to eight months. That's a man whore for ya.

UPDATE: To watch apologetic Johnny, click here for TMZ's video.

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Got Married on Saturday

Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi married now

While every gossip blogger that I can remember said Ellen and Portia are getting married "this weekend," POTP reported that the two will get hitched on Saturday. POTP was right. I have "sources," as in, voices in my head. No, seriously, I do have sources that I didn't use, but I knew it was this Saturday. Alright, I've jumped off my high horse...

The wedding popped off Saturday night at Ellen and Portia's Beverly Hills pad.

DeGeneres, 50, and de Rossi, 35, both wore Zac Posen and exchanged rings by Neil Lane during the Saturday ceremony. Their big day also featured arrangements by L.A. florist Mark's Garden.

- Great Neil Lane and Mark's Garden plug People magazine a.k.a Hollyweird's biggest ass smoochers.

The wedding ceremony was no sorority mega bash or attention whore vanity project. Only 19 guests were present, including Ellen and Portia's mom (who flew in from Australia), to witness the exchange of the couple's handwritten vows. It was an intimate ceremony indeed which means it's unlikely wedding pics were sold. :(

They're so gonna last! Ellen and Portia both have "de" in their names. Being the super observant bitch that I am, I didn't even notice that until I typed the subject of this post. But that means something, doesn't it? Yeah. No wonder my relationships do not last.

Congrats to Hollywood's 1st married lesbian couple! I'm talkin' progress, folks. :)