August 2008 News Archive (Page 10)

It's been a while since someone's sold Lindsay Lohan out. Lucky for Linds, Courtenay Semel has stepped up to the plate.

Courtenay appeared on E!'s "Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive" show and she's and daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel. Courtenay wants the prize for turning Lindsay Lohan out. She says they were bumping snatches first, but Linds was skurred that if peeps find out, it would hurt her career. Linds dumped Courtenay.

Court said,

"Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay's first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart."

From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing.

"But eventually she just gave in and at every party they'd kiss and touch each other in the corner. It's a miracle nobody found out. "oth of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together."

Linds and Courtenay dated on and off until Lindsay came outta rehab. Lindsay started dating Samantha shortly after Courtenay. Courtenay says she's still not over Lindsay and every time she sees a picture of her with Sam it kills her.

Courtenay is now dating Tila Tequila, so she better hurry up and get over this still-in-love-with-her-ex thing.

Thank god for the paparazzi, we get to see what went down. Ellen looks great and Portia looks gorgeous. :)

Just two months after giving birth to daughter Honor Marie, Jessica Alba shows off her stunning figure in a petal-pink Narciso Rodriguez gown at the 2008 ALMA Awards Sunday at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium. At the event, which honors Latino achievement in the arts, Alba presented the designer with the first ever award for Special Achievement in Fashion.

Does a player ever fess up?!!! John Mayer wants us to think, in his case, yes!

"There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing," Mayer told reporters Saturday about his split with Aniston after working out at an Equinox Gym in New York's SoHo neighborhood.

If anything Mayer had only praise for his ex, saying: "Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."

So what went wrong? "People are different, people have different chemistry," said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. "I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

The only reason why John appeared "emotional, nervous and sad" is because he has some new ho waiting for him at the gym he didn't want the paps to see. Where is this video?!!

Whether John cheated or not, he dumps all of his bitches within two to eight months. That's a man whore for ya.

UPDATE: To watch apologetic Johnny, click here for TMZ's video.

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While every gossip blogger that I can remember said Ellen and Portia are getting married "this weekend," POTP reported that the two will get hitched on Saturday. POTP was right. I have "sources," as in, voices in my head. No, seriously, I do have sources that I didn't use, but I knew it was this Saturday. Alright, I've jumped off my high horse...

The wedding popped off Saturday night at Ellen and Portia's Beverly Hills pad.

DeGeneres, 50, and de Rossi, 35, both wore Zac Posen and exchanged rings by Neil Lane during the Saturday ceremony. Their big day also featured arrangements by L.A. florist Mark's Garden.

- Great Neil Lane and Mark's Garden plug People magazine a.k.a Hollyweird's biggest ass smoochers.

The wedding ceremony was no sorority mega bash or attention whore vanity project. Only 19 guests were present, including Ellen and Portia's mom (who flew in from Australia), to witness the exchange of the couple's handwritten vows. It was an intimate ceremony indeed which means it's unlikely wedding pics were sold. :(

They're so gonna last! Ellen and Portia both have "de" in their names. Being the super observant bitch that I am, I didn't even notice that until I typed the subject of this post. But that means something, doesn't it? Yeah. No wonder my relationships do not last.

Congrats to Hollywood's 1st married lesbian couple! I'm talkin' progress, folks. :)

There's just something about this whole living legend, 6'4, 180 pounds of muscle thing that turns me on! I'm convinced he's part man, part dolphin, part Superman. Michael's got those cute dimples, perfect shade of brown eyes, and goofy, yet contagious smile.Mr. 'Most-decorated Olympian in history' obviously didn't become the best athlete in the world without years of hard work and dedication. He's all about commitment. Hot. He adores his mother and calls her his hero. Sexy. He can deliver under pressure. Amazing. He's close to his sisters. Sweet. He's shy, nerdy and humble. Great.I've been making sure to be home every night just so I can watch him swim his tight little ass off. And the man is completely hairless! Imagine all the things you could pour, spray, squirt and lick off of all that smooth skin?The 'Phelps effect' is taking over the country by storm, with kids everywhere learning how to swim and saying they wanna be just like Mr. Phelps.

Congratulations Michael on smashing six world records with six gold medal wins at the 2008 Beijing Olympics!! Phelps currently has a total of 12 gold medals, but who's counting? Everyone! :)

He's so gonna earn two more goldies, bringing his total to eight, beating Mark Spitz's seven gold medal record in 1972 as the single Olympian to walk away with the most gold at the Olympics. Bring it home, baby! :)

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Kate Winslet talked to Entertaiment Weekly about shooting a sex scene with Leonardo DiCaprio for their upcoming movie, Revolutionary Road, directed by Kate's husband, Sam Mendes.

"I hadn't realized how much my chemistry with him since Titanic would still stick. It's great to discover we can just slip right into it, like muscle memory."

Although the two easily fell into the groove of gettin' they groove on, it was hard for Kate to bang Leo onscreen with her husband directing her. Aaaaahhhh!

"I just kept saying, 'This is too... weird. And Leo was like, 'Oh, get over it.' And I'm going, 'Yeah, a little reminder: You're my best friend. He's my husband. This is a bit weird.'"

For his part, Mendes �" her husband since 2003 �" told the magazine:

"I will admit it was quite bizarre to direct my wife in how to make love. But it's difficult whether you're married to a person or not."

These quotes made my day. A good quote is hard to find. Kate had to hit it in front of her hubby, and her hubby said it was "bizarre" telling his wife how to screw. So fun!

I can't wait to see Revolutionary Road. Kate WInslet and Leonardo DiCaprio are perfect together. :)

The Hills stars speak out on the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumor. Truly, earth shattering drama up in here, all!


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Shaq's divorce has been called off.

Shaunie O'Neal told The Associated Press that the couple plans to stop divorce proceedings soon.

"Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place," Shaunie O'Neal said. "Things have been going so great, that someone actually had to remind us that ‘Hey, you do remember those papers are still there.' Literally, it was days ago," Shaunie O'Neal said.

"So, we've agreed that before we leave Florida in a few days we'll make sure that that's gone away."

Shaq filed for divorce in September 2007, after nearly five years of marriage. Oh silly Shaunie, I remember why Shaq filed for divorce. You allegedly had some "muscular Cuban" lover on the side that you made a down payment on a crib for when Shaq flipped out.

I LOVE her answer! "Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place," - bitch is talented at PR. :)

Congrats ... I guess? A whole lotta money was at stake. Shaq's no saint himself. They're gonna stick it out and I'm sure they'll have happy lives together with multiple lovers here and there. I ain't mad at ya, just jealous.

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OK! magazine alleges that Lindsay Lohan is a faux lesbian, missing the peen.

Goes down like this: Lindsay Lohan and her favorite lezzie showed up at the Delano Hotel's Florida Room on August 5 where Lindsay "cozied up" to other men whenever Samantha left her side.

"Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys. Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it's never enough. Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she'll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous."

Then the mismatched pair went back to L.A. the following day on Aug. 6 and they were in full-on couple mode with typical PDA foreplay - hand holding, being "very affectionate," aka some kind of rubbin, whatever. They were hot for each other. They also partied together on August 8 for Sammy's bday.

Lindsay is so the kind of whore who flirts with others to make her man or woman jealous. That's a given. Trust. It takes one to spot one. So on the 5th Linds was a flirty bitch, then she was all sweet after that. That's how you do it. There's a method to slutitude. There's a schedule one must follow.

Linds and Sam have been bumping snatches and finger painting long enough for these rumors to finally begin. Stay tuned.