Archive for September 2nd, 2008
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September 2nd, 2008
Yes, yes, y’all! - CS
The most sexist book out right now. Why is this a-hole’s book selling so well!!!! - CK
Balding like Beckham - AB
Katy Perry bares her D-cup breasts - RR
Squirting breast milk at lesbians - WIMB
So near yet so far - AY
Which one of Hefner’s girls next door tries too hard? - BB
Megan Fox feels masculine - GB
Josh Hartnett’s sex tape - ND
Gavin Rossdale runs into Ellen DeGeneres and Portia on the beach, pics - SL
25 most controversial movies ever - DS


You’re either Abercrombie hot – or you’re not.
Kristen Carmichael discovered she didn’t fit the clothing store’s self-described “sexy, effortless style” when she was pulled from a sales position on the floor of the NorthPark Center store and shoved back to the stockroom to fold clothes.
This was after they’d rated her face.
The college student who was in Dallas for the summer and her female co-worker had received a 0 ranking on a district manager’s monthly audit.
The report, posted on a wall in the office, included the question, “Do all female models currently working have beautiful faces?”
Todd Corley, Abercrombie’s vice president of diversity and inclusion, said the “face” question refers to the full presentation of an individual, not merely his or her visage.
The company says it is important to uphold the brand’s image and maintain diversity in its stores. Some sales representatives are chosen to appear in posters, ads and other marketing materials.
I wanna hate on Abercrombie for doing this, but I can’t.
First of all, it’s actually legal. Second, when I think about it, working at Abercrombie is similar to applying to be a waitress at Hooters, a stripper, cocktail waitress, go go dancer… any profession where hawtness is key. I guess Abercrombie is at liberty to be full of shit. Clearly, they’re not going to change their standards if their “0″ employees continue to work there when assigned to work in the stock room where no one can see them.
Much more on Abercrombie’s superficial business practices


On Sarah Palin, the Bristol Palin pregnancy fiasco and safe sex:
We are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.
I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter’s pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin’s views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.
I think that parents need to recognize how important it is to talk to their children about the things that can result from being sexually active if they aren’t protecting themselves (birth control, condoms, etc.)
Lindsay’s blog


Britney Spears jetted to Las Vegas for the holiday weekend, where her photographer ex-beau Adnan Ghalib also happened to be enjoying himself.
After touching down in a private jet, Brit headed to the Mirage Hotel and Casino, where she and her entourage (including hairdresser Kim Vo) had a luxury villa with a private pool. But instead she chose to sun herself at the Bare Pool Lounge in the VIP area.
“She was in her bikini and looked awesome. She looked really thin and happy.”
Britney also took in the hotel’s Cirque du Soleil show, Love, on Saturday night with her bodyguard and her assistant Brett. But did she ever meet up with Adnan?
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Nope!
Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge celebrated Brody Jenner’s 25th birthday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, on August 21 and they’ve got some fun pics to prove it. I know I’ve had a strong disliking for Ms. Lauren Conrad, but she’s growing on me. Like a fungus.


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Just in case you’re wondering, I’ll be trying to post personal entries on POTP now, too. Change it up a bit. If you’re nosy, you should have fun, if you’re not nosy, well, then, you wouldn’t be reading a gossip blog to begin with. Um, hmm. I hope my entries are pleasing to all.
My love triangle still exists in all its bullshit glory. I spent Saturday night with Rick, (fake name but formerly called ‘the sexiest man alive). I can now honestly confirm that Rick is my new drug. I’m hooked. So hooked.
On Friday I had some revenge on Rick.
He is an a-hole, so it was time for a lil retaliation. I’m not into revenge, trust, I’m way too lazy; but then sometimes there’s just some folks who bring out the crazy.
On Wednesday I invited Rick to a house party on Friday. I “invited” him with no intention of actually calling him or picking him up. I just wanted to ruin his Friday. But it was a sticky situation.
Would he bail on me first, therefore, ruining the entire set up? Would he wait around on me at his house for 5 minutes and then leave? Or would he not even get ready in time because he’d be too busy doing online research, shopping for the massive engagement ring he plans on tying to his chocolate-dipped penis right before getting on bended knee and proposing? The possibilities were endless. All I knew is I wanted Rick to think that I’m obviously not that into him if I’m going to stand it up. Deflate his head a bit.
Guess what, all? It worked! Wonderfully!
On Friday night around 8 p.m. I sent Rick a text, “I’m like 6 lights away. See ya soon.” Then around 45 minutes later I sent a text, “I had to take care of a few things. So sorry. I’ll be there in 2 minutes.” Then I left it at that.
On Saturday around 1 a.m. I drunk dialed him and told him the party was awesome, there was a live band there and etc. He said he got my first text, jumped in the shower and waited on me. In fact, he waited for 4 hours! He got so exhausted sitting on his couch and waiting that he fell asleep, woke up, was still waiting then he got super pissed and just walked to his local bar. He said he thought I didn’t play games and he doesn’t like to play games. Too bad. Mission accomplished, motherfucker!
Then the next day, Saturday, he came over around 2 a.m. and spent the night. We, ya know, did nothing except discuss the pros and cons of John McCain picking Sarah Palin for VP. Heh. Good times.
There is no future with this dude. I mean, he didn’t call me on Friday to say wtf? and he didn’t call on Saturday to say ‘WHAT THE FUCK?’ He doesn’t call often, but he’s hot. He can be as much of a jerk as he wants as long as he remains gorgeous and good at what he does.
So ya, you can totally screw up someone’s night like I did by doing the same exact thing. I was prepared to answer any questions if he called - I would convince him that I was indeed on my way, (you can insert any excuse here: stopping to get some drive-thru, filling up on gas, having to answer some text messages, going to the atm, whatever) - just convince whomever that you are gonna be there soon, stop answering their calls and never show up.
Luvs it.


WEIRD!!! Red hair is such a rare trait. I know I was shocked when my friend, a blonde, and her hubby, a blond, had a red headed daughter. It is strange.
How cute is Max now?! We haven’t seen him in forever. Christina does a good job of shielding him from the spotlight unlike Gwen Stefani who made Kingston her purse. Max is definitely cute enough to be an accessory. Congrats to Xtina, he doesn’t look like a mini-bat boy like her hubby. What a cutie.
Christina Aguilera has the perfect dinner date in son Max, 7 months! The singer and husband Jordan Bratman (not pictured) enjoyed a family night out Monday in New York City.


I. Am. Shocked. Bristol Palin’s baby daddy Levi Johnston says he’s a “fucking redneck” who doesn’t want kids!!!!!!!!! Now this boy has got class. This marriage is definitely going to work out.
Levi also claims he enjoys shooting the sperm, “shooting the shit.” Explains everything. Levi seems like the kind of tool who’ll tell ya he doesn’t need to use a condom because he’s gonna pull out and everything will be fine. Of course Bristol got knocked up. In Alaska people fuck to keep warm.
The New York Post has excerpts from Johnston’s MySpace page:

On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, “I’m a f - - -in’ redneck” who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
“But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in’ chillin’ I guess.”
“Ya f - - - with me I’ll kick [your] ass,” he added.
He also claims to be “in a relationship,” but states, “I don’t want kids.”
It’s so problematic and dangerous how major media outlets and respectable news sources go to someone’s MySpace page and report what the eff it says.
My real MySpace says I’m a married “proud parent” who’s a bi-sexual trophy wife. Come on!
Huffington Post
