Scandal-Us!
I am lovin’ this scandal and I think I’ll be lovin’ it a little more while Sarah Palin continues to catch heat for this.

John McCain’s Vice President pick, Alaska’s Governor for ONLY 20 MONTHS, Sarah Palin, is the new Lynne Spears. Her 17-year-old daughter Bristol Palin is knocked up. Sarah and the Palin crew are very religious. Pregnancy before marriage is not condoned or permitted. That’s why Sarah’s forcing Bristol to get married - just to save face. Sounds progressive to me, folks.
I don’t like this Sarah bitch at all. As Michael Moore was saying on Keith Oberman’s show, newscasters were struggling to pronounce her last name because no one has ever heard of her before ever. And her daughter’s pregnant and she must get married to her boyfriend.
Why the eff does McCain think females will vote for him simply because he picked a female? Especially when Palin doesn’t support a woman’s right to choose and many other issues that females are concerned with. It’s an insult to the intelligence of every woman, not just in America, but in the freakin’ entire, enormous, really big, large world… in outer space, too, in heaven and hell and on reality tv (yes, reality stars live on another planet).
I may just call Sarah Palin ‘Sarah Lynne Spears Palin.’ She is no mother of the year. She sucks. I feel badly for Bristol, poor thing.
You know there’s a rumor that Sarah’s daughter was pregnant before so Sarah faked the pregnancy to cover it up. No official word on whether or not it’s true, Sarah says it isn’t. All I know is I am lovin’ all this mess and I don’t think McCain knew shit about whom he picked. Mitt Romney would make a much better choice. Dumb fuck.



