The Charade Continues, Dude Who Knocked up Bristol Palin Will Show Up at GOP Convention
How much is this 18 years young “fucking redneck” douche a-hole getting paid by the Palin family? Whatever it is, it’s too much. By the looks of his philosophical, introspective MySpace descriptions, Levi seems like he can’t put more than three words together to form a sentence. All he enjoys is “shooting the shit” and kicking anyone’s ass who “fucks with” him. Such a prize, he is.
Anyone know how long Bristol and Levi have been dating having sex? All I’m reading is that bitch is knocked up and she’s marrying her dude who doesn’t want kids. No word on how stable their relationship is. The Palin camp is keeping that under wraps.
Levi’s mother, Sherry Johnston, told the AP that her son left Alaska on Tuesday to join the Palin’s at the convention where Senator John McCain will officially receive the Republican nomination for president.
Although Levi admits to being “in a relationship” on his MySpace, the teen hockey player makes the candid revelation that he does not want to be a parent stating, “I don’t want kids.”
Levi’s mom who gave this interview also said Bristol’s unexpected pregnancy has nothing to do with them getting married. Riiiiiiiggghhhttt!! Also, I can’t stand hearing the name “Bristol.” It sounds like something I should be using to scrub my tub that turns my palms red if I hold it too tightly. It’s like a ‘Crystal’ meets ‘Brillo pad.’
There’s something very effed up about naming your daughter Bristol. Sarah Palin does not make the right decisions. She could never be a successful VP to the Commander in Chief. She can’t even successfully command her daughter to keep her legs closed or get birth control, which is what placed the fam in this mess to begin with. Bristol was taught to abstain until marriage. Those abstinence-only programs always fail.
