Lynne Spears says her Juno daughter Jamie Lynn didn’t reach out to another Juno, Bristol Palin. Jamie didn’t buy Bristol baby presents, as reported yesterday - Us
Corinne Coyle’s was accompanied by a side effect guaranteed to ward off even the thickest beer goggles: her head swelling to almost twice its normal size.
The Greek bar uses a mysterious ingredient in the mixture of Baileys, chilli powder, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider and gin, that may have triggered the reaction, which took effect before she had finished a third of the cocktail.
Her mother reportedly worries about lasting damage to her daughter’s face from the incident.
What kind of mysterious ingredient is this and can I take it in pill form or injections for my tits and ass?
Even with hand-on-ass, Michael Phelps still looks like a dork. I’m not saying he doesn’t have stamina and couldn’t bang ya for four days straight - screw Viagra’s four hours - but he’s a nerd. A nerd who can get more ass than Tommy Lee and Brody Jenner combined right now. Michael’s just like, ‘Watch me in action, and suck my big ears, losers!’
I’ll suck more than that for ya Michael. I’ll suck your knees, too. Heh. Gotta keep it clean for the kids.
Kanye West will be closing the MTV VMAs this year.
Despite a year-old vow to any media outlet that would listen that he would never again show his face on the backstabbing airwaves of MTV—a proclamation made after being relegated to a small stage and shut out despite five nominations at last year’s Video Music Awards—West has apparently forgiven and forgotten and signed on to perform at this Sunday’s show.
West will join Britney Spears (whom the rapper previously claimed was exploited by the network at last year’s wingding) in book-ending the 25th anniversary edition of the VMAs do, with the hip-hop star set to close the night’s censor-ready proceedings.
Because I truly love you all, I’m posting the video of Kanye’s rant again. So elegant. So unscripted. Screw ‘I Want to Work For Diddy.’ We need an ‘I Want to Work for Kanye’ show. His assistants must go through hell sitting through all the tantrums.
On shooting his first sex scene for HBO’s Entourage:
“It’s with a porn star. It was unreal because I didn’t know that I had a sex scene until that day. When I saw a robe in my trailer, I thought, am I taking a bath?”
Uh, read the script first, dawg. Ugh. I can’t type ‘dawg’ without thinking of Randy Jackson’s wannabe Eminem ass.
Bow Wow reportedly wants to go by his real name now, Shad Moss. WTF?! Is that pronounced Sh-add?! Gross. But I’d still hit it with a dildo. Shad’s good looking… sigh, if only he wasn’t such a midget.
Prince Harry’s hawtness is effortless. He’d dickmatize you after only one night, but it would be so worth it.
Always the gentleman, Prince Harry leads ladylove Chelsy Davy through the crowd outside London’s Boujis nightclub Thursday, after a posh night out together.
“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”
Carrie’s anorexic ass needs to shut it. She was rounder than Jessica when she originally competed on American Idol. That being said, I would say what Carrie said, too, especially after having to gaze at Jessica’s uncomfortable, sideways head tilt. That mess will bring out the bitchiness in anyone.
