Jessica Simpson had her country Grand Ole Opry debut Saturday night where she sang her single, "Come on Over." Her big boobies offended some more than likely flat chested, conservative, bitter bitches.

Audience members, it seemed, couldn't believe her costume choice. "I think she should have put some clothes on," one viewer said. While another one responded to how she liked Simpson's performance with: "I loved that new girl, Crystal [Shawanda] â€" and she was dressed appropriately."

People just dunno what to worry about these days. How 'bout Jessica's weave and that horrible song? Her wailing makes my eyes water, and I like Jess.

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