Have You Watched the Verne Troyer, Mini-Me Sextape Yet?

A website created by some humanitarians in China (where the site is registered) have leaked Mini-Me's infamous sex tape!!!

For only $9.99 you can watch him in action. I am still tryna figure out if I should spend $10 bucks on this. $10 bucks is nothing. I spend like at least $20/ day on food or alcohol at minimum, so this is a really tough decision.

Your life will not be complete if you don't click on the link to check out the video stills. I no longer wanna have sex with a midget ... okay, maybe I do. But it looks like a lot of work. Mini-me has to clasp on to his bitch's arms so he can stay in. Not hot. I'd be laughing so hard that it would be much better than any orgasm, or maybe just lookin' at a little man disappear between your legs would prompt multiple orgasms. Who knows, but this shiz is hilarious! I've been too lazy to invest in watching midget porn but I really think I should now. So. Worth. It.

Click HERE for Mini-me's sex tape!