Archive for September 10th, 2008

Quote Me of The Day: Eva Longoria

September 10th, 2008

Photo of Quote Me of The Day: Eva LongoriaOn whether or not she’s pregnant.

“I’m just fat.”

Honey, you are not fat, but I love Eva’s sense of humor. Work it, gurl!

Also, I couldn’t find a newsworthy random news story today and I was gonna post my thoughts on Sarah Palin instead but I decided to skip it. I think Eva’s humor is a nice way to wrap things up today anyway. :)

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Hot Links

September 10th, 2008

IBBB’s hilarious interview with Chelsea Handler! Did you see her on New York Goes to Hollywood last night, too? - IBBB

Howard Stern helps 22-year-old San Diego native sell her virginity - CS

David Beckham’s penis scandal - CK

You can’t lick just one - AB

Snorting cocaine out of a condom pics - RR

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis gets fired - WIMB

What’s wrong with Katy Perry? - AY

The fucking stupid Sarah Palin dolls - BB

Elllen DeGeneres won’t shut up about being married - GB

My lover Ashton Kutcher is good at everything! :) - DS

Victoria Beckham’s hot new designs for her clothing line, pics - GTS

Former crackhead lookin’ hot - ND


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Amy Wino Requests 48 Bottles of Jack Daniels, Carried Out in Blanket

September 10th, 2008

Photo of Amy Wino Requests 48 Bottles of Jack Daniels, Carried Out in BlanketAmy Wino was booed over the weekend at her Bestival concert. First she was 40 minutes late, then she only performed for 35 minutes, switching from “Valerie” mid-song to launch into “Rehab.”

Wino also requested 48 bottles of Jack Daniels in her concert rider for the show, but she had already reportedly consumed a bottle of vodka for breakfast the morning of her performance. The result? The drunken ass bitch had to carried out from the hotel to her car in a blanket. Hotel management kicked Wino and her guests out after they caused almost $10,000 worth of damage to the hotel.

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Ashton Kutcher Says He Wishes He Took a Dump First

September 10th, 2008

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I just had to post my lover’s newest MySpace blog.

I’m at Tech Crunch 50 right now which is a big conference focusing on technology companies all striving to be the next big thing on the internet. Tech Crunch is a blog that is to Silicon Valley what Variety is to Hollywood. Or what ESPN is to sports.

The coolest thing I’ve seen so far is Microsoft Surfce. Its a coffee table thats like a giant iphone. There’s also this company called Qik that can turn your cell phone into a news truck — you can stream live video from your phone directly to the web.

The reason I’m here is because yesterday we launched our new web series Blahgirls.com, an interactive web series and blog (or as we like to call it a Blah Blah Blahg) that follows three animated teenage girls that love to get together and gossip about the latest thing celebrities are doing.

By the way, if the blah girls were old enough to vote, they’d vote for Obama although they def want to see more pics of Sarah Palin in a bikini firing guns!

As i waited to go on stage to present, I went to the bathroom where i’ve never seen so many nervous tech guys waiting to take a dump. The line was literally out the door. And apparently stage fright is a big thing in the valley.

Once i got on stage, I was a little bit nervous too and wish that i had taken a dump too. But i think it all went well.

We’re far from the most tech advanced company, but people seemed to respond to the videos. I hope you like it too! If you dig it, every Monday and Thursday we’re going to launch a new video on Blahgirls.com. New blog posts will go up daily and there’s some cool interactivity that you can check out. Have an inspired day.

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Anne Hathaway Brings The Fierce

September 10th, 2008

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Pam Anderson is a Shameless Whore Who Loves to Strip…

September 10th, 2008

That’s about it. This ditzy hot girl routine is tired. That being said, I would do the same thing if I look like Pam when I’m 40.


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Kanye West’s Fourth Album, 808’s and Heartbreaks, Drops December 16th

September 10th, 2008

Photo of Kanye Wests Fourth Album, 808s and Heartbreaks, Drops December 16thThe official title Kanye West’s fourth album is 808’s and Heartbreaks which will drop December 16.

Kanye debuted the first single off his new record, “Love Lockdown” while closing the 2008 MTV awards. Thus far the song has been a great success, skyrocketing to the top of the most in-demand downloads. The studio version will hit iTunes within the next month and a 1/2.

Know what? I really don’t care how good or bad Kanye’s new cd is, I am just thrilled that I will be able to catch a Kanye show since I missed him this time around. Beyonce is also rumored to be having an album dropping this November too. No complaints here. :)

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Jessica Alba Baby Pics

September 10th, 2008

I’m not gonna say baby Honor is fug, but I’m not gonna says she’s cute either. I’m nice like that. Enjoy. Photo of Jessica Alba Baby PicsPhoto of Jessica Alba Baby PicsPhoto of Jessica Alba Baby Pics
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