Jessica Simpson Keeps Her Cool and She Looks Very Knocked Up

I know I didn’t blog about Jessica Simpson’s Good Morning America tech glitch yesterday. Thanks Sica for mentioning that. Goes like this actually: I was on my parents’ desktop in another room updating POTP when I heard Jessica Simpson wailing “Come on Over” in the living room! No joke. I came out and watched that performance wondering why she was doing such a shitty job at hiding her baby bump. I also told my mom I can’t stand her wailing. You know I love the Simpson girls but dayum, I can not handle Jessica’s country single. And she screams too much. She practically only screeches now.

Back to the alleged baby bump… I hope bitch is knocked up. Jess is like a future housewife who lets herself go before she gets married and pops out two and a half kids. She forgot to get married first, fug and fat second. Does Jessica think if she’s round and fug her relationship will last this time? This is Jess we’re talkin’ bout, so yeah, she probably thinks it’s worth a try.

Here’s Jessica telling the audience,

“Hold on, I know this is live TV but I can’t hear anything. Do it again, one, two, three, UH!!”

That ‘uh’ grunt was hawt.